THE LATE, BUT GREAT TOP TEN--totally worth the wait...

Sorry for the major delay with the TOP TEN, but it's been a bit of a press today.  However, these captions are well worth the wait.  I must say, the captions for this picture are my absolute favorites and I'm not sure if we can EVER top them, but we will try. Well done, one and all. I had a very, very difficult time choosing a TOP TEN. I actually brought in some consultants to assist with the decision making. I will not reveal who these fine people are, (so there are no repercussions) but they were imminently helpful. To insure quality and consistency, we carefully reviewed all the captions thoroughly,  put them up against the photo, and then chose our favorites.  These are the captions that made them laugh out loud. I know that a few people have more than one in the Top Ten.  Don't blame me….take it up with the panel, who has no idea who any of you are….

Here's the photo. Below are the Top Ten.  Vote for your favorites, vote for your friends, vote for freedom, vote for America, but mostly, vote for Lentertainment.

THE BEST TOP TEN YET 

That better be real Wisconsin butter at the end of the stick!          Jessica

Does this pole make me look fat?                  Linda

Fuck I got a splinter.      John
      (editor's note: This one was a huge favorite with the judges…) 

Totally misunderstood the concept of pole dancing            Linda
    (another big fan favorite) 

New to the business world, Larry didn't understand what his boss meant by "Run it up a flag pole and see who salutes"
             Rob

Yum, frosting.          Rob
    (This one is pure, comedy gold) 

Mo and Larry could not keep up.          Judy

(I kind of love this one) 

Human Cannon Ball Club. ~ "If there isn't a flag its just a belly flop."           Michelle

"Order in the next 15 minutes and we will include a copy of Lumberjacks Gone Wild"             Rob

A rare sighting of the graceful "fat bald dude" in his natural habitat…     Brifry

So, there you have it…Today's Top Ten.  Voting begins right here, right now and will go until 7pm tomorrow night.  Scoring will be done on Monday. The new photo will be posted on Monday. So, so much Lentertainment to look forward to…

It may be too much to ask, but I'd be real real excited if we rallied the vote like we did earlier this week. There may not be enough beer and donuts in the world to beat Judy in the voting, but I think we should commit to our very best efforts (and remember, by we, I  really mean you all. Hey, I've done my part. I pick the photos, sift through the captions, pick the Top Ten, do the scoring,  and generally slave away for this blog.  Bringing in voting is all on you).  Let's see what you've got.  Good luck, God speed and for God's sake, get some people to vote.