Admit it--this one's a beauty. I'm laughing already. Let's see just how many captions we can get, and more importantly, let's see how many hits we can get on this always Lentertaining blog.
You have until 5pm on Tuesday to get your caption on. Then, I will choose the TEN best and the voting will start Wednesday morning. We will all get this rhythm down soon enough.
In the infamous words of Walt Whitman, "O Caption, my Caption…."
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DeleteTricia, how bad were these comments, that you had to delete them??
DeleteHeisenberg's heavy.
ReplyDelete"I don't call 911"
ReplyDeleteDon't piss off Mother Theresa!
ReplyDeleteworst first date ever.
ReplyDeleteJudy protecting her Tory Burch tote from John.
ReplyDeleteshe ain't got a prayer
DeleteFrom your lips to God's ears.
DeleteJohn....you need to be living on a prayer!
DeleteNuns gone bad.
ReplyDeleteJust try to pry this from my cold dead hands.
ReplyDeleteWal-Mart's version of the Burberry cape.
ReplyDeleteIt's Okay MARIA! I'm still here. You the children and Captain Von Trapp are good to go!!
ReplyDeleteNo cheating on Sundays during Lent.
ReplyDeleteSure, I shot Jethro in round 1, what are you going to do about it?
ReplyDeleteGun safety... arthritis so bad you can't pull the trigger.
ReplyDeleteTime to make the donuts.
ReplyDeleteTerminator 5....coming soon in theaters near you.
ReplyDelete"Who stole my Bible?"
ReplyDeleteWe've traded in the rulers!
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling better, I think I'll go for a walk.
ReplyDeleteThe Flying Nun is back!
ReplyDeleteDon't tread on me, on second thought, it's been awhile....you game?
ReplyDeleteClassic case of Napoleon Syndrome.
ReplyDeleteI repeat - I am NOT going to the nursing home.
ReplyDeleteWhat I will look like from typing captions after 40 days of lent.
ReplyDelete"Do you believe in God? Because if you don't...you're about to meet Him!"
ReplyDeleteSo you wanna date my daughters do you?
ReplyDeleteидти вперед, сделать мой день
ReplyDeleteWho stole my broom?
ReplyDelete1 for the money, 2 for the show, when I hold down the trigger the bullets will flow.
ReplyDeleteIt's useless, they took all the ammo. Do you feel lucky Obama?
ReplyDeleteIt's illegal and I still have it. Imagine that?
ReplyDeleteLiving the dream.
ReplyDelete.38 .39 - whatever it took Jack.
ReplyDeleteNunsense - I'll blow your brains out!
ReplyDeleteEkatarina wants you. Enlist today, give your soul to mother Russia.
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ReplyDelete"For love - I'll give it a shot". Bon Jovi
ReplyDeleteeverybody sing...........
Deletehahaha
DeleteSay hello to my little friend. No, really say hello to Katarina. Isn't she cute.
ReplyDeleteCocked locked and ready to rock.
ReplyDeleteI want you to bring me a shrubbery.
ReplyDeleteYou should see the OTHER nun!!
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the party, Sue Roop. This is making me laugh.
DeleteGo Ahead! Make my Day.
ReplyDeleteCaption contest for the above image resulted in a house fire this evening in Kenosha. What was that on the stove?
ReplyDeletehahahaha
Delete"That's not your Daddy's shotgun, Sister".
ReplyDeleteThe silicon chip inside her head was switched to overload.....
ReplyDelete"Pop, Lock, and Drop it....Do your thang girl!" ~ Huey
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ReplyDelete"Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta!"
ReplyDeleteExcellent.
Delete"They'll have to shoot me first to take my gun."
ReplyDeleteNeighborhood watch classes in Florida, Call Grandma Zimmerman for more info. 555-4MY-LIFE
ReplyDeleteWelcome to my open house.
ReplyDelete1,2 buckle my shoe - 3,4 blow 'em to the floor.
ReplyDelete87 Bullets to Paradise. No need to pack a bag, You are leaving now.
ReplyDeleteCrazy Eyes always had an itchy trigger finger.
ReplyDelete"Does anyone have a cigarette?"
ReplyDeleteSexy women with guns.
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ReplyDeleteDagnabit do us women have to do everything?
ReplyDeleteI enlisted Will (the resident comedian) because I was stumped so here is what he said….
ReplyDelete"Make a joke? I don't want to. It doesn't make sense to make fun of someone else's reality" :(
There is not enough alcohol in this world or for that matter any other.
ReplyDeleteWhen good grannies go bad.
ReplyDeleteOver here little red riding hood
ReplyDeleteThere's only one thing that can save you and in my 97 years I've never had one. The way I see it you have 2 choices. Wanna go out on top?
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ReplyDeleteSay one more word about my do-rag. I dare you!
ReplyDeleteNothing says sleep like a semi-automatic!
ReplyDelete"Excuse me, but have you reconsidered rejoining The Dominican order?
ReplyDeleteThe last of the California raisins.
ReplyDelete"She needed a part time job."
ReplyDelete"Can we see the rest of your outfit?"
ReplyDelete"Where did you buy your "Nuns with Guns" hoodie?"
ReplyDeleteShortage of Alligator hide leads to extreme measures being taken at area old folks home.
ReplyDeleteHillary after 8 years in the White House. Just so you know.
ReplyDeleteBarney is a dinosaur and I think this is too.
ReplyDeleteSex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll, sure you want to go there?
ReplyDeletePavlichenko was the top woman sniper of all time, with 309 confirmed kills. She was also the first Russian women invited to the White House. Now you know the rest of the story. (True Story).
ReplyDelete"Don't worry, she took her Tourette medication."
ReplyDeleteIs that Danny Divitto?
ReplyDeleteFinally got some internet down here in Punta Cana. Caption reads: DEATH TO MING!
ReplyDeleteIf we make the eyes like this and the nose like this and the mouth like this, that's it!
ReplyDeleteAnte up! Cut that fool
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MUGAxpI0Bc
Holy Moly, the captions are a poplin'. Quantity points will be sky high. And the quality is making me laugh. A LOT.
ReplyDeleteAre we to die in our beds, Haggar? No chance
ReplyDeleteDon't leave home without a gun and a smile
ReplyDeleteThe Godmother
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ReplyDeleteWe're bustin out of this home. Follow me if you want to live
ReplyDeleteMake me a bicycle, clown
ReplyDeleteMuslim match maker promises 72 virgins. God I hope they aren't related to her.
ReplyDeleteEnter Sandwoman
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ReplyDeleteSha really don't like it......
ReplyDeleteThat guy on the floor last week. That was me.
ReplyDeleteI am laughing…out loud.
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ReplyDeleteWhere's Clyde?
ReplyDeleteGranny's got a gun
ReplyDeleteOld age has begun
She's wrinkled up from the sun
What is she gonna do?
What did she put him through?
They said when Granny was arrested they found a bullet in his brain
But man, he had it comin'
Now that Granny's got a gun she ain't never gonna be the same.
blah blah blah....
John, you are skilled.
DeleteNo kidding! I have A LOT of catching up to do... digging deep.
DeleteMildred, thanks for volunteering for the neighborhood watch
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I hope you know that this is going down on your permanent record.
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ReplyDeleteLinda is on FIRE!
DeleteThis one is perfect.
DeleteWaiting for Mr. Putin.
ReplyDelete"Getting ready to strike back against the men who made her life miserable."
ReplyDeleteSister Act franchise gone bad.
ReplyDeleteThis is why we have casino's.
ReplyDeleteI am impressed. Just one question--Where is Joann??
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DeleteWhich one of you kids wants to put me in a home?
ReplyDeleteDoes somebody need a hug?
ReplyDeleteHere kitty, kitty, kitty...
ReplyDeleteDisclaimer... we do have a cat so dont call Peta on me
DeleteWhat happens on the blog, stays on the blog.
DeleteI really don't even need this puppy because I have freakishly large hands for a woman of my age
ReplyDelete"Aunt Ethel, I know it's Halloween, but aren't you taking it a little too serious?"
ReplyDelete"This is our neighbor, Hildred, she just upgraded her home security system."
ReplyDeleteYou better bring back my pot of gold!
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ReplyDeletetrymatysya podali zvidsy, Rosiya!
This will keep the kids out of my yard!
ReplyDeleteAct like a lady... pack heat like a boss.
ReplyDeleteLeave the gun. Take the cannoli.
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna make you some pasta you can't refuse.
ReplyDeleteKeep your friends close, but your gun closer.
ReplyDelete"Millie is protecting her home from the wolves of wall st."
ReplyDeleteOn tonight's episode of Cops...
ReplyDeleteEveryone thought Dad was the ruthless one. But I gotta hand it to you. If you'd been born after those feminists, you woulda been the real gangster.
ReplyDeleteShe was very high strung, my mother. Very dramatic. Every night to her was a night at the opera.
ReplyDeleteNext time on the Bachelor....
ReplyDeleteThose kids are not going anywhere! I'd rather smother them with a pillow than take them to Nevada!
ReplyDeleteNonna's gonna knock you cold.
ReplyDeleteThis one is a tribute to my MIL. Gabi once said this to Sam (when she was about 5 and he was 4).
DeleteEverybody needs a hard knocking Nonna.
Deleteonly in America
ReplyDeleteLiberals publish artist rendering of Sarah Palin 50 years from now. Man she still has guns!
ReplyDeleteI TOLD them I wanted a reverse mortgage.
ReplyDeleteI've heard there are troubles of more than one kind; some come from ahead, and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see; now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!
ReplyDeleteYou won't give my husband the Viagra, eh?
ReplyDeleteWhoever said, everybody gets a happy ending?
ReplyDeleteYou can't scare me I have kids.
ReplyDeleteWell played.
DeleteI know what you're thinking, punk. You're thinking "did he fire six shots or only five?" Now to tell you the truth I forgot myself in all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself a question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?
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DeleteNow you know why they call me Dirty Mary.
ReplyDeleteMary Todd Lincoln, back from the grave, to avenge Abe.
ReplyDeleteThe bloody rampage occurred just days after Sue Giunti's daughter, Laurie McKeon, decided it was time to put down her mother's beloved cat, Elvira. Investigators think the two events could be related, and are hoping to locate Mrs. Giunti within the next week.
ReplyDeleteGood, not great. Could be better.
DeleteNew law allows gun owners to carry concealed racial biases.
ReplyDeleteWhite House insists it wants to limit, not ban, gun sales to mass murderers.
ReplyDeleteYou fell in love with her in To Kill a Mockingbird, but now she's back for more in the action-packed sequel, I Killed the Mockingbird: Mrs. Dubose's Revenge.
ReplyDeleteNice,nice literary reference.
DeleteHappy 80th to me.
ReplyDeleteGun permits can now be issued to the legally blind. Said one legislator, “It’s a tragedy that they’ll never know how cool they look holding a gun.”
ReplyDeleteNeed a sitter?
ReplyDeleteThis doesn't look like the fondue pot I ordered off of the television... screw it.
ReplyDeleteYou see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
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ReplyDeleteHobo with a shotgun.
ReplyDelete"Friar Augustine is allowed out of the Asylum each day to play with his toy gun."
ReplyDelete"Brother Fred is practicing Divine Intervention maneuvers."
ReplyDelete"Mrs. Doubtfire joins the militia."
ReplyDeleteNo candy here. Just bullet shells. Happy Halloween, kid.
ReplyDeleteYou want gram-grams to read you a story? Here's a claymore instead.
ReplyDeleteIt is a play, a tragic comedy, the lament of Roast Beefyaweefy! Ha Ha! The family Porkums is hit palpably with shame. Yes Harry, do laugh on. Laugh right into their unthinkable faces.
ReplyDeleteVal-mart is the name of the scar-maker.
ReplyDeleteI swear I have an appointment! Now give me my 40 CCs of Botox.
ReplyDeleteHappy Freaking Mother's Day!
ReplyDeleteKeep Calm and Put Your Game Face On.
ReplyDeleteWhen the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace. Until then, I'm keeping my gun.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Dick Cheney had a sister? Take cover at the ranch!
ReplyDeleteBeauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.
ReplyDeleteMen seldom make passes at girls who carry rifles.
ReplyDeleteI'm the type of girl who'd rather be called beautiful than hot.
ReplyDeleteNote to my husband. . . Don't forget to vote for me on this round or this beauty queen will show up!
ReplyDeleteI'm working toward my Girl Scout 'gun safety' badge.
ReplyDeleteRambo getting a little fresh air outside his nursing home.
ReplyDeleteMen should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.
ReplyDeleteMen should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.
ReplyDeleteMay the odds be ever in your favor.
ReplyDeleteWow. Look what spending three hours getting ready every morning can do. It really brings out your natural beauty.
ReplyDeleteMen should think twice before making widowhood women's only path to power.
ReplyDeleteMs. Lewis Hall 1984
ReplyDeleteI told you that third Notre Dame degree would take it's toll on Laurie
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry Honey, but she insisted on dressing like her American Girl Doll.
ReplyDeleteAnyone see that hillbilly girl who killed my boy???
ReplyDelete"Some of you may not be aware that I use to be a former biathlon champion....so get the hell outa here."
ReplyDelete"Oh him?....Don't worry, old man Sonny still thinks he' Elvis's bodyguard."
ReplyDeleteE.T. - Eternal Teresa: Penance has a whole new meaning.
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