I apologize for being a bit late with Lucky Photo Seven. I had a lot of work to do today and didn't start counting votes until close to 5pm. Then had some driving to do--(Stacy, I really wish Posey did get her temps…but we have a few more years. A little aside--Annie McKeon actually did hit the side of our garage while driving Dave McKeon's brand, brand new Volvo when she had her temps. That was Dave's first, last and only contribution to the McKeon "Behind the Wheel" program. And frankly, most of our kids failed their driving exam the first time, so, yeah--that's on me. ) Anyhow, it is not easy trying to allocate the 555 votes cast in this blog-a-palooza. I have not finished counting yet, but I am VERY, VERY impressed with how you all rose to the challenge of forcing people to vote for you. Well done, one and all. I will post the final scores for Photo Six tomorrow or later tonight, once I calculate the totals.
But, because I do not want to waste ONE more second of precious captioning time, here is LUCKY PHOTO SEVEN. I LOVE this one. CAPTION THIS!!
Captions will be accepted until 7pm tomorrow (Friday). Now, honestly, admit it, this is pure LENTERTAINMENT!
O'Schidiot Olympics Summer 2014
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DeleteCatapult!
ReplyDeleteFatocopter landing.
ReplyDeletelaughing.
DeleteTell Roger to use this as the 2014 McKeon Holiday Card
ReplyDeleteisn't this photo just so awesome?
DeleteDo I get extra credit points for being the only one tuned in to the new photo posting?
ReplyDeleteYes. I was going to mention that…nicely played.
DeleteIt's obvious this dude did not give up beer and donuts for Lent.
ReplyDeleteI hate it when I forget to put on my "manssiere" before boot camp.
ReplyDeleteThat better be real Wisconsin butter at the end of the stick!
ReplyDeleteSo, so funny.
DeleteIs that Chris Christie? Guess Bridgegate will drive a guy to the edge.
ReplyDeleteHe didn't fit in the neighbor's cannon so this was the next best thing.
ReplyDeleteJessica is on fire.
DeletePete had to put on a few pounds for his new role in Little Big Man.
ReplyDeleteDoes this pole make me look fat?
ReplyDeleteI am laughing so hard.
DeleteYes! I finally get to play capture the flag!!
ReplyDelete@Linda - oohhh 2 good ones!
ReplyDeleteTrying to keep up with you and Jessica!
DeleteI'm so glad he had time to accessorize with that beautiful gold chain. Fashion First!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, the ladies are on fire tonight with their captions.
ReplyDeleteCapture the flag is not what it used to be.
ReplyDeleteAnd they took away my JARTS?
ReplyDeleteShocktop!
ReplyDeleteI don't even know what this is and I'm laughing.
DeletePutin so wanted to light the cauldron, guess lighting the log will have to do.
ReplyDeleteTwisted Blister to play at this year's McKeon family reunion.
ReplyDeleteNext year's ND Joyce Lot Tailgate Marker trial run.
ReplyDeleteFuck I got a splinter.
ReplyDeleteWinner!
Deletei think these are the best captions yet.
DeleteMust focus on the flag and not the fall
ReplyDeleteThis is for Mother Russia!
ReplyDeleteIf you pull the flag, Judy gets a vote.
ReplyDeletePull the flag!
DeleteNow this guy is putting his balls on the line.
ReplyDeleteRussian inspired male waxing salon opens in Kenosha.
ReplyDeleteHappy Fat Tuesday to someone who's fat the other six days of the week too!
ReplyDeleteCircus orphan.
ReplyDeleteThis is hysterical
DeleteAnyone seen my carrot?
ReplyDeleteThe Biggest Loser
ReplyDeleteGeorge made a career change.
ReplyDeleteI think George is having a mid life crisis.
ReplyDeleteObama (not a) care in the world. I'm covered.
ReplyDeleteThank God he is covered now.
DeleteThis seemed like a good idea at the bar
ReplyDeleteVery good one…
DeleteThe natural enemy of a log walker.....a bee.
ReplyDeleteHe wanted a more balanced life.
ReplyDeleteWhat really happened on Jack's 21st birthday.
ReplyDeleteLike that you coordinate profile photo with caption.
DeleteI love that, too. and I love this caption.
DeleteThe things I do for Lentertainment!
ReplyDeleteOuch, ouch, ow, ow, ow…. C-A-N-N-O-N B-A-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L!
ReplyDeleteFloats like a butterfly, stings like a lumberjack.
ReplyDeleteIf I stay like this much longer, I suspect I will fall right over.
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ReplyDeleteYee gads.....even the great Wallendas have succumbed to obesity.
ReplyDeleteOh how I wish I was as fat as the last time I thought I was getting fat.
ReplyDeleteLove this.
DeleteI'd do this for the cash, screw the captions, this looks like way more fun.
ReplyDeleteIf I could figure out a way to set this up, I would totally pay to see you run up a pole in a speedo.
DeleteHe's on the marketing team for Speedo.
ReplyDeleteLittle did I know that even after I snagged the flag, Judy would still get 7 million and one votes.
ReplyDeleteSo, so, so funny
DeleteThis dude definitely looks like he is from Kenosha.
ReplyDeleteDid Richard Simmons shave his head?
ReplyDeleteMad Magazines cover of National Geographic.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the chef from Benihanna! He's quite good at flipping shrimp into people's mouths!
ReplyDeleteCould someone please bring me my balancing pole?
ReplyDeletePhil's next step was nutacular!
ReplyDeleteTotally misunderstood the concept of pole dancing
ReplyDeleteAwesome
DeleteDon't get ELIMINATED!
ReplyDeleteDoes this pose make me look fat?
ReplyDeleteAs an educational service:
ReplyDeleteThe 32-year-old oil rig worker, who travels often to Denmark, plans on running up the greased pole again next year. Whenever he is in Malta he never misses a beat and has been climbing the lard-covered pole since he was five.
The ġostra tradition dates back to the time of the Knights and forms an integral part of the feast of St Julian’s. The timing is such that at the end of the ġostra, the participants rush up to the church to witness the grand exit of St Julian’s statue out of the church.
Each year, the 65-foot long wooden pole is placed at an angle covered in 15 litres of lard and four flags placed at the very end. This year, the members of the ġostra club who organise the event hope to collect enough money to change the pole which has graced the inter-national media.
“That pole is old now, and wear and tear is taking its toll,” Mr Caruana said.
THAT IS TRULY LENTERTAINMENT
DeleteYes it is! Thanks for sharing!!
DeleteYou are really sucking up....trying to latch on to some extra bonus points...lol.
DeleteJohn.....that is
DeleteJohn, is that true or did you make this story up?
DeleteWorks for me.
DeleteKung Fu Panda
ReplyDeleteNew to the business world, Larry didn't understand what his boss meant by "Run it up a flag pole and see who salutes"
ReplyDeleteI love this one.
DeleteSanta Claus in his off season trying to stay in shape and strengthen his core.
ReplyDeleteSlip slidin’ away
ReplyDeleteSlip slidin’ away
You know the nearer your destination
The more you’re slip slidin’ away
Thank God they didn't take the Kodachrome away!!!
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ReplyDeleteMakes you think all the world's a sunny day!
ReplyDeleteCould really use cannonball man's ladder right now
ReplyDeleteFunny, funny, funny
DeleteBouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy....
ReplyDeleteMore fun facts - This event takes place on the fest of St.Julian who's full designation is Julian the Hospitaller. I can not make this shit up.
ReplyDeletefest feast whatever it takes
DeleteSomeone call the Renaissance Fair, this would be a great addition.
ReplyDeleteCrisco Duck!
ReplyDeleteGo ahead, light the end on fire, I'll still do it for the donut.
ReplyDeleteJohn, you are truly taking this whole thing to the next level.
DeleteSo close yet, gravity.
ReplyDeleteThar she blows
ReplyDeleteNo Shirt, No Shoes, No Chance
ReplyDeleteI'm dying.
DeleteThis should impress the ladies on Match.com
ReplyDeleteOriginal Grease Lightning
ReplyDeleteLinda is killing it.
DeleteFat man pole vaulting
ReplyDeleteCaution, Slippery when fat.
ReplyDeletehahahahaha. I am so glad I picked this picture. Why are fat guys so funny?
DeleteThe overly served zealous Notre Dame fan was so excited to see the flag that lead him to the McKeon Tailgate Party.
ReplyDeleteMeant "led"
DeleteHis wife said..jump!....and he said...how high?
ReplyDeleteSure hope he didn't let his life insurance lapse.
ReplyDeleteMGM held open auditions for the role of Barney Rubble today during the tall ships festival on Kenosha's lakefront
ReplyDeleteOops, I could of had a V8.
ReplyDelete15 degrees of separation.
ReplyDeleteWhy balance beam never became a male sport.
ReplyDeleteWhen Dale told his new girlfriend he won a lot of poles, she thought he was a race car driver.
ReplyDeleteYum, frosting.
ReplyDeleteThis is terrific.
DeletePete McKeon as William Bligh in Notre Dame production of Mutiny on the Bounty
ReplyDeletehahaha
DeleteMy new screen saver.
ReplyDeleteMine, too.
DeleteFat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
ReplyDeleteCannonball run four: this time it's literal.
ReplyDeletePoor man's treadmill.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, these are the best captions ever.
DeleteYikes, I think I just heard the pole crack.
ReplyDeleteFart propulsion technique big at this years Festival.
ReplyDeleteOne day Shamu stole his trainer's whistler and changed the whole show.
ReplyDeleteLove
DeletePole running festival proves once again that gravity is more powerful than inertia.
ReplyDeletePoor man's vasectomy
ReplyDeleteMom, Grandpa's running up the pole again!
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ReplyDeleteNoooo. We can't have normal church festival events
ReplyDeleteRun it up the pole and see if it sticks? I don't think so!
ReplyDeleteWV votes YES!!!!
ReplyDeleteJudges, the West Virginia vote is for Rob...Mary just couldn't wait.
DeleteThanks Mary...vote again tomorrow please. And vote for Rob!!
DeleteThe official replacement for Olympic Wrestling!
ReplyDeleteAlternate ending for Annie.
ReplyDeleteHigh dive-opstacle sport never really took off like Larry hoped.
ReplyDeleteIt was a much better sport when performed in the nude but town officials frowned upon it.
ReplyDeleteSuch balance.. such poise...such precision.. well played photo shop. Well played!
ReplyDeleteMo and Larry could not keep up.
ReplyDeleteSo funny.
DeleteGeorge was feeling a bit flirtatious during hid Crossfit workout.
ReplyDeleteHuman Cannon Ball Club. ~ "If there isn't a flag its just a belly flop."
ReplyDeleteVery, very good.
DeleteIt was this or running with the bulls.
ReplyDeleteGeorge is digging the song "HAPPY."
ReplyDeleteIt ain't over till the fatman dies.
ReplyDeletevery funny
DeleteLooks like Pilates is starting to pay off
ReplyDeleteBecause I can......
ReplyDeleteHow did I let this guy slip through my fingers?
ReplyDeleteI'm sure there is still time, Jessica. Just a hunch, but I'm guessing this dude is still single.
Delete"Go Greased Lightening!"
ReplyDeleteWhen Olympic divers become old and ......
ReplyDeleteThank God he is not wearing a Speedo!
ReplyDeleteThe alligators below hope each contestant makes it all the way to the butter.
ReplyDeleteLook on the bright side, at least he has a tan!
ReplyDeleteAnd if I could walk on water why not a greased up pole?
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DeleteBlog tie breaker determined. Judy asks her voters to cease.
ReplyDeleteEvil Kinevil just doesn't know when to call it quits.
ReplyDeleteOrder in the next 15 minutes and we will include a copy of Lumberjacks Gone Wild
ReplyDeleteHysterical.
DeleteI'm taking a wild guess here but I'm guessing this guy didn't get those shorts at Lululemon
ReplyDeleteLots of people mistakenly brought tickets to LollaPoleoza
ReplyDeleteI actually laughed out loud at my kids' tennis lessons. All the moms now think I'm drunk. This is a winner.
DeleteSo happy to help cement your reputation with the other tennis moms.
DeleteWell worth the laugh. I mean who else would be laughing their ass off at a naked fat man at 4pm on a Friday!
DeleteA rare sighting of the graceful "fat bald dude" in his natural habitat...
ReplyDeleteMommy said he couldn't have dessert, unless he worked for it.
ReplyDeleteRun up that pole, they said...We won't take pictures, they said.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens in the woods stays in the woods.
ReplyDeleteA real man's slip and slide
ReplyDeleteLarry lost style points because his matching ManBra fell off.
ReplyDeleteLarry is sneaking up the pole to scare the hell out of that flag.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you finally fall of that crazy protein diet.
ReplyDeleteIf I sneak up this pole real quietly no one will even notice.
ReplyDeleteThis event didn't get enough coverage in Sochi.
ReplyDeleteAnother sorry attempt at getting the public's attention by Butch Claus.
ReplyDeleteClay Danielson: heavyweight uneven balance beam reigning champ.
ReplyDeleteFat Chris chasing after that little boy he was talking to in the Grease playbook. Apparently he didn't trust him.
ReplyDeleteThere's a walking platter of bojangles just outside of the right side of the screen.
ReplyDeleteRigorous training regimen for Norway's curling team.
ReplyDeleteTime's up. I will commence with determining the top ten…or twelve. There are so many great captions that I will be burning the midnight oil on this one. Thanks to you all for making me laugh all day long.
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