Monday, March 31, 2014

NEXT FANCY PHOTO--let the captions roll.

So many votes!! So little time to count them all…so, I'm not going to…just yet.  Instead, I am posting the next photo for captioning. I need the laughs and many of you need the points. The last photo was so great and the captions were amazing, so I apologize in advance for this next photo/drawing. It is not as good as the last one, or even as good as the last kid drawing, but it still makes me laugh, and I'm quite interested in seeing what the heck you all think is going on here. I'm not sure. Give it your best captions…it's not a fat guy running up a pole, but it is still Lentertainment.






Scoring will be up tomorrow.  You have until 7pm tomorrow, April 1st to caption this masterpiece.
Let the captions roll.


196 comments:

  1. 1 - Say it again and I'll smash you with a tuna.

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  2. 3 - After the dude with big muscles whacked Moby around for a bit, the four little people were able to escape. There was much rejoicing.

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  3. 4 - Caught in the act by 4 children, the fish predator tried to act like nothing was amiss.

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  4. Mom to kids "Just take a ride on the fish. It makes Dad happy."

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  5. The stick family on your rear window just voted Dad off the island.

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  6. 5 - Really, a little help might br nice.

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  7. Can I just add what a pathetic family the Heinzmann's are everyone at the dinner table on some type of electronic - mom and dad leading the clan by posting captions of this sad drawing. We are for sure going to hell. Thanks Laurie.

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    1. Ha! I am glad to see I am not the only one with a heaping helping of Lentertainment guilt. The blog keeps calling. I am weak.

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    2. Hey, this is a family, friendly, holy Lenten activity…Vatican approved. Trust me...

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  8. 6 - All Dad ever brought home for dinner was Carp from the river. No wonder they were all thin as sticks.

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  9. 7 - This picture sucks... true story.

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  10. 9 - So, for the next part of the experiment we drop the large fish from the roof of the skyscraper. If you hear sirens, run.

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  11. 10 - The next time someone says when fish fly, I want you kids to remember the demonstration.

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  12. Oh no Mr. Bill - looks like Sluggo got you again!

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  13. Can I start voting for myself now or do I have to wait? I need to get a leg up on Karla.

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  14. 11 - Noah made a big mistake bringing the fish on the arc. Even his kids knew it would not work and convinced him to throw them back.

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  15. give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day..........beat your kids with a fish...........
    PRICELESS!!

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    1. This is totally priceless. Way to come on strong, Kiki.

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  16. 12 - Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

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  17. Look what I have in my bag for you children

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  18. 13 - Since Jonah was in the fist for three days and three nights does that mean Karla can vote for that long too?

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  19. 14 - See kids, this was a beautiful rainbow fish, he shared all his scales and now he is dead. This is what Obama wants for you.

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  20. What a beautiful interpretation of the Grapes of Wrath

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  21. Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls!

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    1. I already put in my vote for Jamarcus.

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    2. That makes one. Though I do like this caption.

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    3. why thank you. Give Joann eleventy votes from yours truly

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  22. "Kids help, I'm falling off the ledge!"
    "No."

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  23. Dad was smiling til he realized Mom had used him as the anchor for her world record breaking bungee jump.

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  24. Family means nobody gets left behind. Get in the bag.

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  25. Hey kids - Daddy brought you home a new friend. Play nice!

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  26. Just a little lesson courtesy of your Friendly Neighborhood Psychopath.

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  27. Sadly, Santa and his elves underestimated the effects of global warming on the food supply at the North Pole. However, Santa realized the show must go on, so he loaded up the one thing he could find, a fish skeleton, and put it in his bag and set off on his rounds.

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  28. The Von Trapp Family tightrope walkers... except for Jimmy, who stayed in the bag and sang "Edelweiss".

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  29. That ladder sure would come in handy. Call mr. Cannonball.

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  30. Pioneer woman took her kids fishing for a homeschool trip she forgot her camera and desperately needed a photo for the blog.

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  31. I'm Super Linguistic Man. I saved Latin. What did you ever do?

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  32. Honey Boo Boo goes fishing. Thank god they brought the net.

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  33. Guess the gymnastics class didn't go so well today. We lost one in the balance beam.

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  34. House guests and fish both start to stink after three days. Hang around here too long and you'll end up in the bag just like this fish.

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  35. Of all the animals they could imitate, mine choose lemmings!

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    1. In the "Vote for Linda!" drive, things got nasty. Judy's friends started disappearing....

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    2. (That's a caption, btw...)

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    3. Welcome to Lentertainment, Marie

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    4. Me too - fantastic how Judy's friends are becoming part of the captions. So organic, this Lentertainment.

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  36. What the hell those other four could have got off their asses and done something!!!!

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    1. This is such a good one. I'm pretty sure those other four are my sons...

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    2. Which one has the big, fat head?

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  37. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk. 10 days ago I found the shark that ate my friend and destroyed it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

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  38. "And now for my non-linguistic representation of the fiscal cliff...."

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  39. I am Superwoman, and I can have it all, dammit. Your brother is simply collateral damage. Mua ha ha.

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  40. Peter didn't really care for his giant fish tie but he felt obligated to wear it every Father's Day.

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  41. I would do anything for this Burberry capelet. Now smile.

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    1. Per Jessica's note - let's make this:
      "I would do anything for this Hermes scarf. Now smile, you impish fools."

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  42. This is a new ride at Great America!

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  43. Behind my back? Naw, there's nothing to see on the other side of this ledge.

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  44. Boy were the kids surprised to learn their new step mom was a fish.

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  45. I know you're all a bit nervous about the diving board. There's nothing to fear. I mean, it's not like you're going to DIE or anything. Sheesh!

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  46. I think that's an Hermes scarf not a Capelet.

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    1. By jove, I think you're right! I just need to clock a few more hours on the blog, and maybe I'll be able to tell the difference. ;)

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    2. I think you must. Lord knows I'll never find one under a tree, beside a birthday cake or in my closet. (While Mr. Joann is still living, that is... mua ha ha.)

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    3. Have your husband call mine. Or better yet have him call me. I will tell him the Easter bunny needs to deliver one!!

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    4. Jessica, you are beyond kind. Well, to be fair, the Easter Bunny is taking me to Puerto Rico soon. I am a sucker for travel and will forfeit baubles for a great vacation every time. But I could learn so much from you - you may get a call yet. ;)

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  47. This family needs to eat a weeks worth of double cheeseburgers and butter. Beef them up!

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  48. The good news is - I found your mother. Before I tell you the bad news - does anyone here know CPR?

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  49. 15 - Artist rendering of infamous napsack napper.

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  50. Teach a man to fish and his kids grow up drawing lousy pictures like this.

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  51. 16 - TSA screening showed 5th kid. Spring break has now been cancelled.

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  52. 17 - Pot legalization leads to bad decision by Colorado Dad.

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  53. 18 - Burlap Bag Race ends in tragedy when little Timmy tumbles off cliff. Teacher accused of moving finish line.

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  54. Holy Lenten Fish Fry, Batman! Something in that bag really stinks.

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  55. The group was intent on pushing Super Ted over the edge after stealing his whale.

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  56. 19 - Chris, Jack, Nate (2nd from the left note the big head) , and Pete wait to take part in ND Bags tournament.

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  57. Someone should tell that Mother to not look so obvious and wipe that shitty grin off her face before Nancy Grace makes this her next headline story.

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  58. That's not how Jonah and the whale went!

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  59. The wild adventures of Super Sushi!

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  60. 20 - The sign at the entrance said BAG DROP AHEAD. WTF?

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  61. "You're at a Catholic school - we can't afford a fire escape."

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  62. 21 - The kids were amazed that Billy's dad really could enclose him in a Super-elastic-bubble-plastic toxic bubble.

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  63. They all flocked to try the latest fitness crazy Bag N Body!

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  64. 22 - Realistic upper body training with the weight and resistance of a traditional body bag.

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  65. 23 - Roses are red, violets are blue, FU I wish you were dead.

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  66. Sure Peter caught a giant fish but it would never bring back Timmy's eyes.

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  67. Santa had a little too much eggnog the Christmas of '72 when he grabbed a giant fish instead of his bag of toys.

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  68. 25 - Hey! This is not my sleeping bag Akela Rick.

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  69. Buddy the elf as drawn by a drunk pictionary artist.

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  70. And for my next trick I will wipe out the seagull species.

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  71. Never trust a man with only one eyebrow

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  72. I'm tired of seeing everyone's vacation pictures on Facebook.

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  73. To get ready for fish on Friday, the McKeon boys went to the beach and caught dinner! Fish boil in the backyard!

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  74. Teach a man to fish and he thinks he's so freaking cool he wears a cape.

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  75. 27 - You simply can’t find another canvas tote with as many uses as ours. We’ve spent years using it, updating it and listening to your advice on how to make it better. Perfect for unruly kids, It’s made of strong 24-oz. canvas. We’ve doubled the toughness of the bottom and handles. - J.Peterman

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  76. "A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle"--Gloria Steinem

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  77. 28 - Pedafile's recommend Crest White Strips.

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  78. See, I told you kids if you keep over feeding the pet fish he'll die.

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  79. 29 - There are children here somewhere. I can smell them.

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  80. I don't think we can flush Bubbles down the toilet.

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  81. Nothing to see over here kids, Mommy just isn't feeling too good today.

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  82. #2
    Daddy, what are we going to name this fish with one eye? Fsh

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  83. 30 - "Lollies! Lovely lollies! All free today...."

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  84. #3
    We'll call this one, "The Codfather". It has swallowed a gun and it's a catch we can't refuse.

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  85. #4
    No boys, it's not a Mermaid.

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  86. This "Holy mackeral" is for Pope Francis to eat on Good Friday.

    #5

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  87. #6
    See, dad----I told you gummy worms would work.

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  88. #7
    Let's go boys. Fish farting is illegal in this state.

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  89. Yup....I'd say this fish is about 8 cans long.

    #8

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  90. #10

    You start hanging around with fish, you start smelling like them.

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  91. #11
    Last week, when the ph factor was right, I caught one twice as big. Well Uncle Ted, I don't know about the ph factor but the BS factor is outa sight.

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  92. #13
    Here's is your first fishing tip.....when you go fishing and you catch something, that's good. If you catch something from a woman, that's bad.

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  93. #14

    Teach a man how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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  94. #16

    Now this boys, is what you call one helluva whooper. (Hee, hee) that's what she said.

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  95. #17

    Tip number two....Fish Forever, Work Whenever.

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  96. #19
    Does this mean Uncle Ted, you have to drink 10 beers before one this size bites?

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  98. #20
    Whose bed should we throw this sucker in?

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  99. Dad's exaggerated windup only increased the children's anticipation: would the fish be declared "al dente"?

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  100. They say that the fifth pregnancy is the hardest.. the back really gives out...

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  101. After Peggy's failed breast implant surgery she always carried around a large fish for distraction.

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  102. Sure he looks strong but his handshake feels like a dead fish.

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  103. Nate forgot his camera that day so he quickly sketched a picture of Dave's large catch and the fake smiles of his siblings.

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  104. It sucked living on a large ice cube but at least they always had plenty of fish to eat.

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    1. Rob, you are making me laugh this morning. Thank you

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  106. 30 - Ronald and his kids hope this stray kingfish will become as popular as Hank.

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  107. One fish, two fish, red fish, dead fish.

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  108. Today I settle all family business. It's in the bag.

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  109. From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. Ye damned whale.

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    1. Thank you once again, Joann, for bringing up the literary level of the blog. I hated Moby Dick all three times I was supposed to read it...

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  110. 31- yes it's true, the fish ate Julia. We will bring it home and Mom will fix it.

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  111. 32 - it's all fun and games until someone gets eaten by a fish.

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  112. No, no, I said bring a large dish to share.

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  113. 33 - No Dad - we are not telling Mom that smell on you is from that fish. :/

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  114. Anyone else with a clever comment about my cooking??

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  115. 34 - Next time on "So you asked an Ex-Con to Babysit."

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  116. It's a female.....I have enough of them in house already.

    #21

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  117. You never want to be the big fish in a little pond.

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  118. Grandpa....is this Catfish Hunter you been trying to catch all these years?

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  119. ...and Kids this is where babies come from.

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  120. So this is the final four everyone's talking about?

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  121. This does not qualify you to go on The Dealiest Catch!

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  122. Laurie didn't find out until after the fish was stuffed and hanging over the fireplace that Dave just found the fish washed up on the beach.

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  123. Ok you little shidiots, the first one to make it into the water without being slapped by the fish gets 20 extra points in Lentertainment.

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  124. Larry didn't quite understand the concept of the show Shark Tank.

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  125. We didn't come all this way to Loch Ness for nothing!

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  126. Dave showing his sons how they are going to save Lake Michigan from Asian Carp. Just to ruin the picture Pete shut his eyes.

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  127. Mr Mr! Please don't jump off that cliff! Think of your wife and kids! " I know....that's why I'm jumping!"

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  128. Judy loves to show off her new tote.

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  129. 35 - Yeah, I'm gonna miss her
    Oh, lookie there, another bite

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  130. 36 - Well at least we can put it in the red cooler and walk home since the pick up is still stuck on top of the Ferarri

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  131. 37 - Lentertainment makes everyone an expert fry cook. Who wants some fried sea bass.

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  132. 38 - OK who wants to guess what we find when we cut his bad boy open? By the way has anyone seen little Johnny?

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  133. 39 - The stork is on a much needed vacation so babies are being delivered by a metro-sexual model from France.

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  134. We'll find out soon if your buddy is the next Houdini.

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  135. Your buddy wanted to check out my man bag.

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  136. Kids.....we'll ask Siri if she knows where Riley is.

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  137. We'll see if this Tory Burch tote floats.

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  138. Neighborhood Navy Seal training 101.

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  139. I can't take him anymore.....we've only reached the first summit and and his smartass know it all attitude has got to go!

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