Monday, April 14, 2014

NEW PHOTO NEEDS YOUR CAPTIONS

As I fly out of my house to head to yet another meeting, I just want you all to know--you are always on my mind….you are always on my mind.  Thus, I'm posting our Monday night photo before I leave, as this meeting will have me tied up for hours…and hours...I'm still working on some scoring, and will have the scores for the last two photos up tomorrow.  At a cursory glance, I'm pretty sure Judy owns all the voting points.  She cannot be stopped, so really? You all should stop trying and hope to score in other ways--(hint, hint)--shoot for the extra credit--it's totally arbitrary and situational, so everyone still stands a chance to make it in the top three and earn some Lentertainment swag.

 We have TWO more photos to caption, so give it your all this week. Now is not the time to slack off. Now is the time to press forward and make Lentertainment happen. I'm feeling the Holy Week spirit, scoring in a very generous mood, trying to be a better person, hoping to bring this Lent and Lentertainment Season home with a bang. You keep up your end--caption like champions, hang in there, and I promise you all--good things are going to happen.

Tonight's photo is kind of random.  It contains no humans or animals. It's neither a drawing nor a cartoon--but it's pretty timely given THAT IT IS SNOWING RIGHT NOW--ON APRIL 14TH AND THE FREAKING SNOW IS ACTUALLY STICKING IN MY FRONT YARD!!! (wtf???) Yes, it's a picture of a big, ugly, toxic pot hole. I'm pretty sure that even you all cannot find something lascivious about this photo. …or maybe not, as I have been surprised before….I'm trying to keep it clean for the Holiest week of the year, as I've got enough to worry about without fearing the eternal flames of hell because I've posted questionable photos on this here blog.  Good luck with this one--we're upping the degree of difficulty because, well, that's just how LENTERTAINMENT rolls.


Captioning stops at 7pm tomorrow--Tuesday--One, two, three, LENTERTAIN ME, please.


ps--I heard there from good authority that there were many Lentertainment participants and fans in the same local on Saturday night.  I also heard that the consensus was we need a Lentertainment bash to spread good cheer and fellowship.  Hey, I'm a big fan of all things fun, so we will make sure we make that happen.  Stay tuned and stay Lentertained.

132 comments:

  1. Long Island Iced Tea in the hood.

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  2. Joyce lot pea soup cauldren during the infamous soup week.

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  3. I told you if you pee'd in my cesspool it would turn green.

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  4. Not to be outdone by the greening of the Chicago River, Kenosha dyes the city's 14,000 potholes green.

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  5. Cess Avenue pool opens early this year.

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  6. Sybaris opens new outdoor locations in Compton.

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  7. City asks local hookers to stop wearing high heels. The force created by the disproportionate weight distribution is resulting in numerous potholes being created. Streets and sanitation directer, Ben Dover, also said that if the hookers would just work on their Brazilian Butts the request may be withdrawn.

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  8. This is where people who don't vote for Judy go.

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  9. Dishwashing liquid? You're soaking in it.

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  10. Festival highlights include, midway, bingo and the ever popular BOBBING FOR STREET RATS.

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  11. So that's Dave's famous Long Island Ice Tea recipe......hmm.

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  12. How can I text and drive with roads like this?

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  13. Tug-o-war pit ready for blog party.

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  14. Lex Luthor's secret stash of liquid kryptonite is discovered!

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  15. Great! Another reason for city not to empty my trash can!!

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  16. Proof they still haven't cleaned up 3 Mile Island.

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  17. So that's why the green beer on St. Patrick's Day tastes so bad!

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  18. I bet this happened after St. Patrick's Day...

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  19. "I'm melting....."

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  20. How the Thane of Cawdor really died.

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  21. Kenny's skateboard and phone didn't make it out, but Kenny will be fine. Well… except for that dang third testicle...

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  22. Honey, I think we should start boiling our water!

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  23. Taking this "Going Green" thing a little to far

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  24. In other news, a local business will stop dumping toxic waste because it realized it was an auditing firm.

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  25. Suzie tried desperately to cover up her Pinterest DIY gone wrong, (terribly wrong). "It's those damn frackers!" she proclaimed.

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  26. Government officials are forced to 'get creative' with tons of spent nuclear fuel... coming soon to a neighborhood near you!

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  27. This is why the track team doesn't practice shot put in the street anymore.

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  28. Reason #23 Joe started his new diet.

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  29. I warned the new mascot not to wash his leprechaun suit in hot water.

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  30. Fukushima butterflies are exhibiting severe wing, antennae, leg, and eye mutations... beware, Mothra will rise again!

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  31. The outcome of that dreaded "Come at me, Bro" moment on Jack's Birthday.

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  32. Not all green energy is good for the environment.

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  33. It's all fun and games 'til someone falls in a hole of toxic waste.

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  34. Green and growing or ripe and rotting, scratch that, I think I have a rash.

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  35. Another SJCA Science Fair project gone awry.

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  36. DDT is good for me - and it's gluten free!

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  37. “Nature has introduced great variety into the landscape, but man has displayed a passion for simplifying it. Thus he undoes the built-in checks and balances by which nature holds the species within bounds.”
    ― Rachel Carson, Silent Spring

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  38. "Who would want to live in a world which is just not quite fatal?”
    ― Rachel Carson, Silent Spring

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    1. Not me--and again, props to Joann for quoting fine literature.

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  39. I think that's a sleeve of a Burberry jacket.

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  40. Well, there is an upside - now we don't have to pay extra for the kids to go Cosmic Bowling.

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  41. Damn the property value of my Gold Coast Brownstone just shit the bed.

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  42. Everything is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.

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  43. Is this Kathleen Sebelius' driveway?

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  44. Can't they just have normal potholes in South Bend?

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  45. Al Gore is going to be really mad about this. He won't have a solution, but he will be sufficiently emotional.

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  46. Bill was serious when he told the boy to bring his daughter home before curfew.

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  47. Lentertainment is the best remedy for a very long day. Thanks to you all for making me laugh.

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  48. WARNING: No Swimming
    No Fishing

    #1

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  49. #2
    Now that 's an ambitious pot hole!

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  50. #3
    Hello, you have reached the Governor's Office. If you are calling about a pothole on your street, contact my attorney.

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  51. #5

    The Street Department's Mens Room.

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  52. #6

    Zombie's apocalypse escape route.

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  54. #7

    Put your right hand in put your left hand out. You do the chokey pokey and that's what it's all about!

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  55. #8
    I come from a land down under.

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  56. Dave thought the "Do Not Enter" tape was overkill 'til something reached out and grabbed his poodle.

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  57. #9
    The older people have a problem with their eyes so the hole needs to be bigger.

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  58. #10
    Wapatuli Pit Headquarters for Lake Shore Drive.

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  59. #11
    City Ordinance: Escape route for rats.

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  60. #12

    Mind if I look in your hole?

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  61. Your tax dollars at work.

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  62. #13
    Pothole Purgatory.....enjoy your drive.

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  63. #14
    I guess the X Games are coming to Kenosha now.

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  64. Street Dept: We solved the pothole problem, we just reclassified them as "speed bumps."

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  65. #16
    What did Helen Keller do when she fell into the pothole? She screamed her hands off.
    (I'm going to hell for this one)

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  66. #17
    Not sure if the driver in front of me is drunk or just avoiding a pothole.

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  67. #18
    It's not always greener on the other side.

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  68. #19

    We are very pleased. They said it is hazardous, but not toxic.

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  69. #20
    CAUTION: POTHOLE.. Oh.....I was wondering where it was.

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  70. #21
    Welcome to Kenosha....home of the state's largest pothole.

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  71. #22

    Home of the Toxic Waste Monster....welcome visitors.

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  72. Of course it's potable - you're just biased 'cos it's green.

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  73. #23

    Who you gonna call....Ghostbusters!

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  74. The realtor took them through the back door of this property... mentioned something about "curb appeal".

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  75. Oscar the Grouch added a swimming pool after he hit it big on Sesame Street

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  76. That ain't just pee in there.....

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  77. So that's where our science teacher got the stuff we analyzed in science class today!

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  78. So that's why the eggs are green; the chicken crossed THIS road!

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  79. It was the first time in years they had reached a unanimous agreement, but at that very moment they all decided to skip the split pea soup.

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  80. Easter Egg Coloring Pits are part of this years EGGCELENT 5K, each runner will have to present their 5 colored eggs at the finish line.

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  81. This city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.

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  82. Really? I wish my neighbors would put away their trash can after garbage day.

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  83. It must be spring, ever the potholes are turning green.

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  84. Irish Spring, Arab Spring, what difference does it make. ~Hillary Clinton

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  85. Leprechaun's in Boston being sought by authorities. City being overrun with Green bogs.

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  86. What your city water looks like before the filter.

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  87. The search for the flight recorder continues.

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  88. John heard a ping while taking out the garbage.

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  89. After stopping at the local watering hole I determined I was way too sick for work but I will be fine by happy hour.

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  90. Help I've fallen and I can't get up.

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  91. I knew I should have ordered Life Alert from the infomercial.

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  92. Preparing for the monthly baptisms at Sacred Heart parish.

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  93. Hulk not like when garbage man is late.

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  94. John has set a trap for Karla.

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  95. A few irregularities where discovered during the Zion Nuclear Plant decommissioning.

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  96. The Blob came back to life after Pete's solo at the Drive In.

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  97. The winner of Lentertainment gets tossed in.

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