Thursday, April 10, 2014

PHOTO 11?? I've lost track, but it's a good one.

Holy Lentertainment! We've got ourselves a bushel full of votes today (815 comments on that last post and climbing) --I can't even begin to count them, so I won't... until tomorrow. And who are we all kidding? It's all about the captions. That's where the real comedy gold is mined.

 We are heading into the home stretch of Lentertainment, and we've pretty much hit all the major categories of weirdo photos: bad portrayals of the Beverly Hillbillies, old lady with gun, ugly kid drawing, fat guys, scary couple, bad parking, drunk Irish folks, New Yorker rip offs..--the usuals. But, I've noticed that we haven't had any true animal photos--unless you count that fish/guy in a bag, from the "Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls" drawing--and really, I don't (because it's a kid in a bag, held by a guy in a cape--How can you even think that's a fish??) . So, tonight, this one is for all you animal lovers. As you may know, there are many side splitting hilarious photos of animals doing odd things on the line…but, some of them are just messed up, and I  don't want to endorse a photo that looks like any animal, no matter how stupid or ugly, was harmed in any  way.  And because I sure don't need PETA breathing down my neck, or throwing paint on my full length mink coat, I wisely turned my back on the   several (thousand--it's true--look them up)  pictures of  monkey's smoking cigars, swigging booze and playing poker (though I'm not going to lie, they do kind of make me laugh). Instead, I  focused on some real old fashioned animal pictorial humor--Poodles in Party Hats--you can't go wrong with that EVER.

I know, It's a beauty. I'm excited to the captions we can generate for this photo. There's a lot going on, and I'm sure Rob and Stacy will be able to see the finer points of this photo, but I do think there are two things we can all agree on here: --1. no dog is getting hurt, and 2.  this is legit Lentertainment.



Let's get the captions rolling.  These dogs aren't going to wait all day.  They've got some big plans and they won't get off their color coordinate pink plush sofa until you hit them up with…. some captions.  (you thought I was going to say hit them with a rolled up newspaper or something, didn't you? …I did not and do not endorse hitting animals--children you can hit, as long as it's with a big fish or big bag'o'kid)  Remember, no animals were harmed in the posting of this photo.  That sad sack guy may be harmed, but those two dogs are a-okay.  And I love the doggy irony with the Hello Kitty party hats. These two poodles have got it going on.  Give them the captions they deserve and give us all some Lentertainment.  

You have until 10pm tomorrow (Friday, April 11) to get your captions posted. In the mean time, I will score the "excited angels" and update the chart.  So, so much to look forward to. I can't wait! 

122 comments:

  1. All Bill said was he was going a a date with twins.

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  2. After slipping FIFI a roofy in the water bowl, BRIGETTE made her move on Scott.

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  3. How many balls do you see in this photo?

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  4. Proof positive that your pets eventually look like you.

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  5. Ten bucks he is wearing ladies underwear!

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  6. Johnny Weir's stylist, Fred Fanny arrested on animal cruelty charges.

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  7. So this is what he does when the wife is at work

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  8. FUN FACT! = WHY POODLE’S HAVE THAT HAIRCUT!

    Continental Poodle Cut

    Many people are stumped at why poodles get a ridiculous looking cut that has made them known as foo-foo dogs. I’ll have to admit, as a child growing up on a farm with ‘working’ and ‘herding’ dogs, poodles were a mystery to me. They looked like high maintenance fantasy dogs.

    I quickly learned that poodles are far from foo-foo! A poodle’s haircut is dated back to the 16th century and bred in Germany as amazing retrievers and water lovers. These are serious working dogs. Poodle is from pudel, short for pudelhund meaning ‘water dog’ in German. Pudeln in German means ‘splash’. The English root word for it is ‘puddle’. So clearly the Poodle’s breed name was very clever indeed!

    Not only is the name clever, but poodle’s are considered in the top 3 smartest breeds their are. So they have the name, the smarts AND the glamor!

    Now for that crazy haircut. Believe it or not, the cut is because of their original day job hundreds of years ago till today. A poodle’s coat would be heavy in water, and if it when aloud to grow, it creates coils like dreadlocks. In the water that would put them in danger, so the bottom half of the body is shaved. This makes poodle’s swim with ease. The hair around the chest is left to keep the vital organs warm in the cold water, and the hair is kept around the joints to protect from injury and even prevents rheumatism. The hair around the face must be kept clean shaven to help with the retrieving. Now the hair on top of the head is the fun part…owners actually tied the hair up to keep it out of the poodle’s eyes and attached a bright ribbon to identify there faithful retriever.

    My favorite part of their history is France’s involvement. Leave it to the wonderful french women in the 18th century to see

    these hardworking dogs as works of art. They are the reason we foo foo poodles up to this day from elaborate decorations to toe nail paint. Thanks to these artistic ladies, the poodle became the national dog of France, thus the French Poodle name-but deep down they are tough, energetic, German working dogs!

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  9. When the cat's away, the dogs will play!

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  10. American - he could have dressed up for the party!

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  11. Hello Kitty, really. Couldn't spend the extra bucks for a Disney princess theme!

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  12. There aren't enough dog treats in the world.......

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  13. Honey, just take the darn picture so I can take this cockamamie hat off!

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  14. Cock and poodle deux!

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  15. Party's over b*tches - get home.

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  16. If I've calculated correctly I have 12 minutes before Peggy gets home. See ya later b*tches.

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  17. Side note - I'm thinking b*tches is going to be the word of the day. Here's to you Jesse Pinkman!

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  18. Pink it was love at first sight
    Pink when I turn out the light, and
    Pink gets me high as a kite
    And I think everything is going to be all right
    No matter what we do tonight

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  19. Sergio enjoying the Twins 21st Birthday.

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  20. That's one for the scrapbook.

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  21. Party with a Poodle! 867-5309

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  22. Pamper Pooches Salon, "Where Everyday's Your Birthday."

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  23. After Heidi left Frank got the twins, and everyday since has been a party.

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  24. It's Bush's fault.

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  25. Give the guy some fuzzy earmuffs and I see triplets.

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  26. This is what the Common Core did to Dante's "Inferno"

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  27. The campaign meeting to have dog biscuits covered under Obamacare

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  28. Spaying and neutering coverage is mandatory under Obamacare

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  29. Disturbing images found in home of RecPlex camera voyeurs.

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  30. Leroy just could not understand why he was still single.

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  31. When nobody else showed up at his party he fell into "Sheer Despair."

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  32. Let me show you how to French kiss Larry.

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  33. You know, 46 years ago I would have insisted we get German Shepherd puppies.

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  34. It was bad enough the dogs ate Larry's cat but making him wear the Hello Kitty hat was twisted.

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  35. Do these hats make us look fat?

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  36. I just censored myself. I have nothing.

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  37. "no dog is getting hurt" - What, pride doesn't count?

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  38. Guess it's true...two's company. Three's a crowd.

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  39. Larry found out the hard way his dates were drag queens.

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  40. Larry was always getting yelled at by his wife for being up on the furniture.

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  41. Just another Saturday night party at the trailer park!

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  42. I'd be much more into this guy's birthday if it was my birthday.

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  43. Clearly it's never too early to start a mid life crisis.

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  44. Please change everything about me!

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  45. First dates are awkward enough, it didn't help her mom tagged along.

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  46. Larry was testing his theory that the difference between a dog and a fox was 2 drinks.

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  47. "no dog is getting hurt".....yet

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  48. "no dog is getting hurt" but I think Larry is about to be violated.

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  49. I don't think we're in Kansas anymore!

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  50. At least he didn't dress us all in matching outfits.

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  51. I bet Snoopy never had to wear a stupid party hat

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  52. I thought they did better background checks for pet adoptions.

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  53. #1
    This is what the French call les incompetents.

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  54. #3
    In dog years he would be dead.

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  55. #4
    Gigi....I sure wish midnight would get here for the ball to drop.

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  56. Can we watch "Pretty In Pink?"

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  57. #6
    Do you know what time Animal Planet comes on?

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  58. #7
    Anyone who is anyone was invited.

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  59. #12
    This office party was wild. I don't remember a thing. Gigi, did I hump the Boss' leg?

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  60. #13
    Someone is at the door....it better be the pizza dude.

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  61. #14
    When you're the most happening guests at a party, it's time to leave.

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  62. #15
    Hey sister, it's time to pardee.....get intoxicated and see how many rules we can break!

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  63. #16
    Just remember, there comes a time when the party isn't a party anymore, it's your life.

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  64. #18

    Now that my friend, was one Sorority Pardee!!

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  65. #19

    Sorry, Lola....he was the best I could find for a designated driver.

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  66. #20
    The people who say New York never sleeps have never visited Las Vegas.

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  67. #21
    Thank goodness there was a VIP area because a VIP area is nothing without not so important people.

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  68. He is so getting road mapped when he falls asleep!

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  69. Warning! What happens in Vegas, gets published in Lentertainment!!

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  70. Is that a dog biscuit in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

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  71. "no dog is getting hurt" but good luck finding that cat.

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  72. Dad, tell Mom all the kids at school laugh at us.

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  73. On the plus side he never gets in trouble for calling his girlfriend a b*tch.

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  74. Dr. Larry's business was booming since he was the only psychiatrist in town that allowed dogs on the couch.

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  75. The girls take after their mom.

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  77. The double dog dare was a bit out of his comfort zone.

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  78. Please neuter your pets and weird neighbors.

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  79. #20 - All his friends needed to know was he had a threesome.

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  80. I think the twins look like their mother.

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    1. Marking this one as late but really not worried about it.... lol

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    2. Just following the same guidelines as everyone else.......

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