I will finish the scoring later tonight, but I really want to get LENTERTAINMENT NUMBER NINE posted as soon as I can. No fish in this photo (thank God) or people in a bag, but this is another odd, odd photo, that makes me laugh every time I look at it. (Do you think this could be an engagement photo? Is this guy the husband, the dad or a kidnapper? There is a bit of a Patty Hearst/Tanya vibe going on here.) Obviously I have some issues as I keep picking pictures that have weapons and/or underlying violence in them. (I don't even know what that is that she is holding--I'm counting on John to do a bit of research and fill me in), but for some reason, all the weirdo photos that make me laugh include some incongruent armament. I am quite excited to see what you all come up with here, because i think I might have gone to high school with this fashionable duo and they could use a few good captions. Get the captions rolling. I need some LENTERTAINMENT!
Captioning stops at 7pm tomorrow--Friday, April 4th. Let's make these the best captions EVER...
Now, now, you must think of something nice to say!
ReplyDeletePolly want a f*cking rifle?
ReplyDeleteShe: "I can't see through these glasses…This is a bouquet of flowers, right?" He: "Yes, just hold it beside this dove, it will be the best engagement photo, ever!"
ReplyDeleteLove this.
DeleteMerry Christmas to you guys too! When did you get the mullets?
ReplyDeleteMY EYES.... MY EYES!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSee I told you those transition lenses would make us look really cool.
ReplyDeleteso funny
DeleteTHey say that the longer you live with your pet the more you look like them. I see the feathers are rubbing off.
ReplyDeleteOh dear God Laurie - there are no words.
ReplyDeleteResults of the rhythm method.
ReplyDeleteGlamour Shots started off in a garage. Did I happen to mention in Tennessee?
ReplyDeletehahahaha
DeleteI think I dated him once.
ReplyDeleteno, you didn't. EVER
DeleteBarettacon, hey if Star Trek can have a conference so can we.
ReplyDeleteNever take advice from your pet bird.
ReplyDeleteGuess what. They can vote.
ReplyDeleteJohn is officially on FIRE
DeleteThey over heard Polly talking in her sleep about making a run for it during the annual trip to Olin Mills.
ReplyDeleteNot in Lake Forest.
ReplyDeletewinner
DeleteCletus and Ereleen Hayfield show off their prize winning kill in this years Wastasperm County Done Gone and Killed It Festival. The unusual kill was taken at the Petland dirt path sale. Next year organizers will remind local businesses to avoid outdoor sales during competition hours.
ReplyDeleteI bet they vote for Judy.
ReplyDeleteJudy gets all the voters
DeleteNo....I have standards!
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ReplyDeleteYep, he forgot his gold chain. For the rest of his life she will remind him of how he ruined their engagement photo.
ReplyDeleteYou can't pick you owners.
ReplyDelete#4
ReplyDeleteThey are missing their Bible.
Planned Parrothood.
ReplyDeleteseriously, John. EN FUEGO!!
DeleteHaha...I didn't get this the first time. Might be the best ever caption.
DeleteIt just might be
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ReplyDeleteWe highly recommend ChristianMingle.com
ReplyDeleteTeeth are optional, too.
ReplyDelete1981 Homecoming King and Queen.....Jackson Mississippi High School.
ReplyDeleteFor the love of God, please don't procreate.
ReplyDeleteIt's the only way to prevent the bird from pooping on his hand...
ReplyDelete"It's sure dark in here...."
ReplyDeleteThe bird pooped on him last time. That's why there's only one toe on his right foot.
ReplyDeleteLove birds Ménage à trois
ReplyDelete#8
ReplyDeletePatty Hearst and Steve Weed.
Sorry....just realized in your introduction of this post you mentioned Patty Hearst..... I didn't catch that until later.
DeleteSomehow this too must be Bush's fault.
ReplyDeleteFarrah Fawcett and Lee Majors wanna bees.
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ReplyDeleteIf we would just legalize pot they would have never left the house and never bought that dam parrot
ReplyDeleteAnother success story from taxidermymatch.com
ReplyDeletevery, very nice.
DeleteJoin us for an informational meeting about our new neighborhood watch search and rescue team.
ReplyDeleteRecently he had been acting a lot like Robert Blake so she wasn't going to let her guard down.
ReplyDeleteTed Nugent groupies.
ReplyDeleteI call this one Rayon, Velour, Feathers and Lead. It really captures the subtleties of life in the south during the Late 70's.
ReplyDeleteSecret Santa prizes came in all shapes and sizes at this years office Christmas party.
ReplyDeleteThey said come as your favorite book so we decide on To Kill a Mockingbird.
ReplyDeleteI bet she is wearing Obsession and he is wearing Brut.
ReplyDeleteWe have ways of making you talk!
ReplyDeleteThey never lied and here is the proof. When they first met, he told her he wanted to show her his little friend named Fred and she replied I already had you in my sights.
ReplyDeleteWhat? Is there something wrong with this?
ReplyDeleteTheir first date was going well until he flipped her the bird.
ReplyDeletebest yet.
DeleteLucinda was serious when she said Larry's bird should have its feathers parted in the middle.
ReplyDelete(Rob's comments put mine to shame.)
ReplyDeleteThanks...this is a very tough one.
DeleteThey ran out of clay pigeons so....
ReplyDeleteAnother fine, fine caption. This is going to be fun.
DeleteIt wasn't Sigfried and Roy's white tigers, but they thought they had a chance in Vegas.
ReplyDeleteLook at Marie captioning like a pro!
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DeleteAnd that's the last time Polly called them Crackers.
ReplyDeleteJimmie and Amber invented their own Angry Birds game.
ReplyDeleteHere Kitty, Kitty, Kitty
ReplyDeleteNate wished he forgot his camera that day.
ReplyDeleteBlackbeard's great, great, great, great, grand kids.
ReplyDeleteHow did you get this picture of my parents ??
ReplyDeleteMika Ditcka!!!
ReplyDeleteMike not mika
Delete"FREE BIRD!!"
ReplyDeleteKiki strikes again.
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ReplyDeleteLynette is now head of security at Harvard and George is the head buyer for Ledbury.
ReplyDeleteWe don't need no stinking cages
ReplyDeleteGuess what we are having for dinner?
ReplyDeletePolly used to get bullied at school.
ReplyDeleteNo, I asked if you could hit the bull's-eye with your rifle.
ReplyDeleteWhen those 2 die can I have the bird? Can't wait to hear those stories!
ReplyDeleteAnd Meth had not even yet been invented.
ReplyDeleteYou really shouldn't send out Christmas cards when you're in the witness protection program.
ReplyDeleteWe will NOT be bullied at the Jimmy Buffet concert this time, Eddie.
ReplyDeleteThey tweet the way God intended.
ReplyDeleteKate and Prince William have devised a nearly perfect paparazzi disguise; thankfully, Prince George is not allergic to feathers.
ReplyDeleteShe was not quite what you would call refined.
ReplyDeleteShe was not quite what you would call unrefined.
She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot.
-Mark Twain
When 'keeping it real' goes wrong.
ReplyDeleteStrange, it seemed like having a harpoon gun around would be kind of cool, but every time we used the damn thing it just lead to a lot of flensing work.
ReplyDelete*led
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ReplyDeleteThe Missouri Compromise is a great name for the mullet, a hairstyle that makes everyone happy.
ReplyDeleteSide effects are.....aggressive behavior, bad vision, wirey hair and strange pets.
ReplyDeleteWould you believe that Lynette still wears her Chapel cap to Mass?
ReplyDeleteJust protecting her women's rights.
ReplyDeleteBird watching made easy.
ReplyDeleteWill she respect him in the morning.
ReplyDeleteI Wanna Be Jessies's girl.
ReplyDeleteWe know who wears the pants in the family.
ReplyDeleteShe used to be a baton twirler.
ReplyDeleteI just don't believe Mom and Dad when they say they've never smoked weed.
ReplyDeletePerfection.
DeleteName this royal couple....
ReplyDeleteThis is why we need to provide birthcontrol.
ReplyDeleteRound one, casting call for American Hustle.
ReplyDeleteIf you're gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
ReplyDeleteTheir love was as mobile as their home and carefree as their parrot.
ReplyDeleteYour trailer park called. Their trash is missing.
ReplyDeleteLIKE
DeleteLOVE
DeleteBirds of a feather, flock together... but this nest is messed up.
ReplyDeleteBe curious, not judgmental.
ReplyDeleteCommemorative photo from the 1975 National Audubon Society Gala Awards Banquet.
ReplyDeleteThe quality of our marriage has so improved since we got the bayonet. And the parrot. And the glasses.
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad Joann is back!
DeleteAlright folks, let's try the photo again - this time with your Star Wars props.
ReplyDeleteGet a little slice of Americana tonight on TLC's "Welcome to Myrtle Manor" when you meet these quirky mobile home residents and their parrot, Paco.
ReplyDeleteDid I hear you say 'disco is dead'?
ReplyDeleteThe "original" Honey Boo Boo
ReplyDeleteNot exactly the bluebird of happiness....
ReplyDeleteGreat 70's costumes for the Mardi Gras Parade, honey!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what the editors of Vogue were thinking when they selected Kim and Kanye over these two !!
ReplyDeletelove this
DeleteThis is all we saved when the tornado hit the trailer park!
ReplyDeletePolly picked a bad day to leave her shades at home.
ReplyDeleteAfter their disasterous truck accident Billy and Tiffany headed down to Glamour Shots at the mall kiosk to pick up their spirits.
ReplyDeleteThese two are a little over dressed for the fish fry tonight.
ReplyDeleteI'm in Gainsville, FL now and I just spotted them at the airport! Really!!
ReplyDeletePull!
ReplyDeleteThis one is my new favorite.
DeleteWhen did Ted Nugent start touring with Jimmy Buffett?
ReplyDeleteKnives on my rifle with full metal jackets
ReplyDeleteFuzzy velour shirt and Foster Grant glasses
Bird perched on my hand with green colored wings
These are a few of my favorite things!
John, you are owning this round
DeleteI guess I just relate to these two.
DeleteNasty wart on your finger there, let me cut it off with my knife.
ReplyDeleteYou can't scare me, I have a parrot.
ReplyDeleteLarry and Lana are soon to be empty nesters.
ReplyDeletereally, really great
Delete#20 Sure Larry and Lana couldn't see but she had a blind cane and he had a talking GPS.
ReplyDeletePolly insisted on being in the wedding photo. Cheeky Bird that she is.
ReplyDelete"Looks like Chad is due for a perm." ~ Richard Simmons
ReplyDeleteNow announcing the new power couple for Vidal Sassoon - "If you don't look good we don't look good."
ReplyDeleteTilly Aston and Louis Braille before boarding The Pacific Princess
ReplyDeleteIf you can't grow hair on your chest grow it on your upper lip.
ReplyDeleteParrot stew anyone?
ReplyDeleteSomeday everything will all make sense.
ReplyDeleteFun Fact for Laurie: The gun is a Avtomat Kalahnikova model 47 (AK-47). The Bayonet is mounted correctly (upside down). Interestingly, you do not put a scope on this weapon. It would do you no good as the weapon is manufactured with quite a bit of slop so that it still functions in the mud. It is designed to spray ammunition quickly and cover a large area. The banana clip (magazine) is capable of holding 30-50 rounds depending on the configuration.
ReplyDeleteI'm puking!!!
DeleteFacts can do that.
DeleteI love this. Thank you, John. I knew I could count on you.
DeleteThe bird would have a fighting chance if it wanted to make a run for it.
DeleteKiki is playing for keeps
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