TODAY'S TOP DOZEN--yeah, yeah. It's too hard to pick just ten.

Here is the photo that inspired these awesome captions:

Now, let's get some voting going.  I am not going to lie, I was sorely tempted to not put on of Judy's captions in the Top Dozen, just to see if ANY one else in the whole world would cast a vote…but her Ferris Buehler reference was pretty, darn good, so I couldn't leave her out.  And seriously, I cannot penalize Judy for her amazing ability to get people to vote for her--and all you hard liners wouldn't want it any other way.  C'mon the rest of you, do it the Chicago way and start bribing some people to cast votes your way.  I can only hold Judy back for so long…

Here they are: TODAY'S DIRTY DOZEN:

I had to swerve to miss the cooler full of beer.   Ginnykay

Now how am I going to make it to my NRA meeting??             Jessica

The south will rise again!!!                                          Sue R. 

That's what happens if you don't vote for Judy. Now you know the rest of the story.          John

That Pepboy's 52 Point Inspection clearly did not account for the Stupidity Factor…      brifry

"Nailed it."                 Nate

She got the cars in the divorce.      Sue E.

"Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself."         Judy

"I told you the car goes on top of the truck!" "Shidiot!"              Linda

"No comment. Talk to my CTA Union Rep. "      Joann

The garage of the O'Hare CTA Blue Line conductor.       Rob

"Oops did I do that?" (Said in my best Urkel impersonation).    Tricia 

Pete McKeon just got home. A little excited to be part of the Notre Dame class of 2018             BrianK

Ok, ok--it's a baker's dozen, but I'm hoping that more captions lead to more voting.  Don't make me test the opposite theory, that less captions will lead to more voting, because some of you are just hanging on by your quality points alone.

 Please, go find some votes.  Because the voting has been so one sided lately, I'm closing it at noon tomorrow. It's just painful to see how few votes anyone else besides Judy gets.  And remember, John took home TEN big points on Monday for having just five tiny votes.  I know you've all concede the vote portion to Judy. Hell, I don't blame you. But even six votes can easily get you second place and TEN big points, so let's all put at least a little effort in here, ok? Thanks.  Go, go. go and vote.  

Be ready for some totals and a new photo tomorrow.  The excitement builds….