A little aside to Judy and her voters: Thanks for the Sr. Jovita stories. Please share more, as I love a good nun tale, and look back a bit fondly on the days of Catholic school corporal punishment. I got a nun spanking in first grade for climbing to the top of the basketball hoop on the playground and hanging from the rim. (that nun also was institutionalized later that year, but that didn't mean I didn't deserve a firm crack on the ass) And you are a super, impressive group. You need to funnel these energies into ruling a third world nation or finding that lost plane. Sr. Jovita would be proud. (and a bit scared)
Now here are the standings as of today, before Photo Six. Allow me to explain the Extra Credit:
Linda got 20 points because she cast a vote for Ginny, in her special Linda way of camaraderie and kindness, Rob got 20 points because that ladder caption was so goddamn funny, and my helpers on Friday night loved ALL of his captions, Sue E got 20 because she got up so early in Turkey to make her captions, Michelle got 20 for overall consistency, and Ginny got 20 for her great caption and for that sweet cooler she gave us at the ND-Oklahoma game. And finally, Becky got 100 extra credit points because not only did she buy me boys their first cups for baseball, she was and is the best babysitter ever. And we love her--always. Again, not at all fair, but it all makes sense to me. Judy is pulling away from the pack. Let's see who can catch her, or somehow get 100 of their own extra credit points to at least pull even with her.
Name | Previous | Quantity | Quality | Voting | EC | Total |
Judy | 203 | 20 | 10 | 20 | 253 | |
John | 193 | 20 | 10 | 10 | 233 | |
Joann | 190 | 20 | 10 | 220 | ||
Linda | 128 | 9 | 20 | 20 | 177 | |
Rob | 135 | 20 | 20 | 5 | 20 | 200 |
Jessica | 97 | 2 | 99 | |||
Stacy | 114 | 1 | 10 | 125 | ||
Sue R. | 36 | 36 | ||||
Brian K | 34 | 34 | ||||
Sue E. | 33 | 3 | 10 | 20 | 66 | |
Michelle | 32 | 8 | 10 | 20 | 70 | |
Nate | 53 | 2 | 10 | 65 | ||
Chris | 28 | 28 | ||||
Mr. Delfava | 22 | 22 | ||||
Joe Laken | 2 | 2 | ||||
Kim W. | 2 | 2 | ||||
Tricia' | 93 | 3 | 96 | |||
Kim P. | 2 | 2 | ||||
Ginny | 1 | 10 | 20 | 31 | ||
Becky | 1 | 100 | 101 |
AND WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, HERE IS PHOTO NUMBER SIX:
I'm not sure what this is all about, but I think it could generate some good captions, and its a bit Lenterbitchedup, for Joann's enjoyment. (Have you all noticed that "O'Shidiots" would pretty much work for any of these photos? Remind me to give Stacy more Extra credit …
One, two, three, caption away.
Her rear end was looking so fine in that red that he just had to jump on top.
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ReplyDeleteMy dad has an awesome set of tools, we can fix it.
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ReplyDeleteBlue on top until mid term elections
ReplyDeleteWoohoo I concur
DeleteBieber is at it again.
ReplyDeleteCaptioning while waiting in line at conferences.
ReplyDeleteas well you should, and we all appreciate the effort
DeleteTold you we needed a bigger gargage
ReplyDeleteYou have reached your destination
ReplyDeleteI think my GPS was wrong
ReplyDeletePete McKeon just got home. A little excited to be part of the Notre Dame class of 2018
ReplyDeleteHaha, that might be a winner.
DeleteNice one, Kiernan. And remember, confirmation sponsor pays for the first two years of college tuition--it's in the handbook that you forgot to pick up.
Deleteclearly the winner...
DeleteThis is why Fred had to take the Cannon to work.
ReplyDeleteMy Made in the USA Pickup Truck beat the crap out of your Fancy Italian Sportscar.
ReplyDeleteWord to the wise, never forget an anniversary.
ReplyDeleteRam mounts horse...
ReplyDeleteNo problem, that should buff right out.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, you couldn't just park the truck in the driveway!
ReplyDeleteFourWheelAri
ReplyDelete"Oops did I do that?" (Said in my best Urkel impersonation).
ReplyDeleteexcellent.
DeleteEarly Hybrid from Italian Automaker Ferrari lacks the sleek lines the brand is known for.
ReplyDeleteThey'll write a country song about this someday. Hope the dog's okay.
ReplyDeleteContestant on reality show Trading Garage Spaces refuses to follow the accept that the truck has to stay outside.
ReplyDeleteThe garage of the O'Hare CTA Blue Line conductor.
ReplyDeletea blue truck...too tempting. Almost all injured have been released from the hospital.
Deletevery well played. Rob is in it to win it.
DeleteCongrats to Pete on your acceptance to ND! Go get your name and graduation year engraved on that stone!
ReplyDeleteIn a race to determine driving supremacy, Mr. and Mrs. Patrick had a race home from the office. Looks like a tie to me.
ReplyDeleteNo officer I wasn't drinking. The alcohol smell was just an Irish swirly.
ReplyDeleteDad, I finished moving the truck, can I have my $5 now?
ReplyDeleteSo that's what happens when you pop the clutch!
ReplyDeleteMcShidiot valet parking.
ReplyDeleteI hope Mom and Dad are happy I put the truck away when I got home last night.
ReplyDeletePolish Popemobile.
ReplyDeleteA little rough on the tires but you have to admit it's the easiest way to change the garage lights.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a case of D.W.C. (Driving While Colombian)
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't scratch the Vespa.
ReplyDeleteNo comment. Talk to my CTA Union Rep.
ReplyDeletelove.
DeleteLenterbitchedup.
ReplyDeleteWithout Divine intervention, I seriously cannot think of a better caption for anything.
DeleteDing Dong.... Jimmy Johns
ReplyDeletethis one totally cracked me up.
DeleteOh there's my red and white cooler.
ReplyDeleteRob, you are so quick and clever. And that cooler looks very similar to the one we got from Ginny.
DeleteHun, I think there is a tail light out on the truck.
ReplyDeleteThe fast and the really furious.
ReplyDeleteI hope I didn't scratch the ceiling.
ReplyDeleteHi Bill, would you mind picking me up for our tee time. My car has a flat, oh and can you bring an extra set of clubs. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteYep… Posey got her temps.
ReplyDeleteLaughing…hard.
Delete"I told you the car goes on top of the truck!" "Shidiot!"
ReplyDeleteThey just keep getting better.
DeleteNext time, open the garage door before parking the truck.
ReplyDeleteIt's 40 feet up the driveway, we have a half a joint, and we are wearing sunglasses. ...Hit it!
ReplyDeleteClassic. Love it!
DeleteHonest dear, I was not writing a caption and driving.
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting the garage door on my Ferrari before wiping your muddy tires on my baby.... prick.
ReplyDeleteWorse designated driver ever!
ReplyDeleteNo Billy, Peter can never come out and play again.
ReplyDeleteCrap, that garage door will cost a few hundred dollars to replace.
ReplyDeleteWhy is he always on top?!?
ReplyDeletethis is classic.
DeleteThis is what happens when John and Rob's bromance goes wrong.
ReplyDeleteJust a few more horsepower and I could have got all the way into the kitchen.
ReplyDelete"What are you complaining about?.....We stopped, didn't we?"
ReplyDelete"By the way, the airbags work great."
ReplyDeleteProud parent of a stunt car student driver.
ReplyDelete"Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself."
ReplyDeleteEverything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
ReplyDelete"I was extremely lucky. It could have been worse."
ReplyDelete"Young man, how did this accident happen?....I have no idea."
ReplyDeleteI think we could use a speed bump.
ReplyDelete"Hey, what's all that noise out there?"
ReplyDelete"We're going to sell it as a convertible now."
ReplyDelete"I had that kind of truck once...it kept running into things."
ReplyDeleteCould either driver have done anything to avoid this accident?
ReplyDelete"I checked the oil, spark plugs,tire pressure and the radiator fluid." But not the brakes?" " I can't remember everything."
ReplyDeletePeggy I better not have red paint on my transmission.
ReplyDelete"So dad, you know how sometimes something that seems like a really good idea turns out not to be such a good idea?"
ReplyDeleteBy the way, the truck needs a battery.
ReplyDeleteSomeone parked in the wrong garage.
ReplyDeleteAnother Ambien driver.
ReplyDeleteThe parking spots of Kathie Lee and Hota Kotb.
ReplyDelete*correction. Hoda.
DeleteWell they both got bad gas mileage anyway.
ReplyDeleteI told you Laurie, BLUE car is high school version not RED car!!
ReplyDeletelaughing very, very, very hard!
DeleteGood one, Rob!
DeleteHow big a diamond does it take to fix this mess???
ReplyDeleteThe good news is I missed the squirrel.
ReplyDelete"Oh, I forgot to tell you that a recall notice came in the mail a couple of weeks ago."
ReplyDeleteSee what happens when you tell Jay Leno he doesn't have a job any more.
ReplyDeleteTell me again, brake is the which knob?
ReplyDelete"I heard that the owner of the truck is Mr. Magoo's grandson."
ReplyDeleteShe got the cars in the divorce
ReplyDeleteHoney, now they look like the ones in the sinkhole!
ReplyDeleteAn example of Turkish driving, where road laws are merely a suggestion!
ReplyDeleteHoney we moved to Great Britain remember, you're driving on the wrong side of the garage.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when Viagra kicks in.....this dude needed to get home so he could call a bunch of ladies for the next four hours.
ReplyDelete"Honey, I think we have hoarders living next door."
ReplyDeleteTestosterone and trucks do not go well together.
ReplyDeleteHeadline: Another Lindsay Lohan auto accident--not her fault--back to rehab!
ReplyDeleteNailed it.
ReplyDeleteperfect.
DeleteThere's that damn cooler.
ReplyDeleteThat truck belongs to Mrs. Dubose (the woman from Picture 2).
ReplyDeleteHoney, I'm home!
ReplyDeleteOh, you said "stop"? I thought you said "drive straight through the garage door."
ReplyDeleteGot in a wreck? Call Preston Dentano's Cars & Waffles! "Don't Touch That!"™
ReplyDelete"However the radio still works...funny as that may seem...with all this mess the radio is the only thing really working good. Clear as a bell, don't ask me how."
ReplyDeleteWhy did you park your car under my truck again?
ReplyDeleteNice race creator face.
ReplyDeleteI spent all that money on dual exhaust, you bet I'm going to show it off.
ReplyDeleteI'm taking the truck back, the salesperson said it could climb over anything.
ReplyDeleteWho put that garage there?
ReplyDeleteThe blue and red go well together honey.
ReplyDeleteThat Pepboy's 52 Point Inspection clearly did not account for the Stupidity Factor...
ReplyDeletenice.
DeleteI think I need my GPS updated.
ReplyDeleteMonster truck driver in training....
ReplyDeleteI told you to back the truck into the garage!!
ReplyDeleteJust testing the new suspension...
ReplyDeleteIt's all fun and games until somebody loses a gallbladder.
ReplyDeleteI have to do everything myself around here, don't I?
ReplyDelete"C'mon Mom, It's not as bad as the Rio! I'm learning," Pete pleaded.
ReplyDeleteJust one reason why when your child asks to go to Monster Jam you shouldn't call him a dork.
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens if you don't vote for Judy. Now you know the rest of the story.
ReplyDeleteThat's a neat trick
ReplyDeleteHey, why did you do that?
ReplyDeleteNow that's what I call a sticky situation
ReplyDeleteHey! Pay attention in negotiation class!
ReplyDeleteNo.
Now that's a hotfoot spell, dear readers
ReplyDeleteThat's one way to avoid those nasty door dings.
ReplyDeleteIs there a subtext to this one? I'm pretty sure Dave McKeon has been on the receiving end of this comment.
ReplyDeleteRemember, captioning stops at 5pm--TODAY!! There is some real comedy gold here. Nicely done, one and all.
ReplyDeleteScissors cut paper, rock beats scissors, truck crushes car.
ReplyDeleteWhat we have here is a failure to communicate....
ReplyDeleteThe south will rise again!!!
ReplyDeleteThis one I love.
DeleteI'm big spoon this time....
ReplyDeleteGood thing I got the ladder from our cannon ball neighbor.
ReplyDeleteMy parents are gone, hurry over. They will never know you were here.
ReplyDeleteNow how am I going to make it to my NRA meeting??
ReplyDeleteThis is one way to get out of going to church.
ReplyDeletePete getting in the mood for his next play; Twister
ReplyDeleteTrucknado
ReplyDeleteDammit, not only did I bitch up my Ferrari but I didn't get home in time to enter my caption.
ReplyDeleteI had to swerve to miss the cooler full of beer.
ReplyDeletestop trying to cause problems McKeon.....
ReplyDeletePast the deadline I know. Hope no one else posted this. Better call Saul.
ReplyDeleteOn a positive note, the cooler survived the storm unscathed. Therefore, the McKeon's tailgate will be held as planned.
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ReplyDeletei'm on a roll. JUDY
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