Because of this day trip, and the pressure to make a f'ng fancy, high tech chart, I have not scored the last photo yet. I also want to check the totals from photo 1 and 2 to make sure we are all good in this contentious contest of captions. I have a pretty free day tomorrow, so it will happen then, and really, who are we kidding? Once again, Judy cleaned up in the voting. It's utterly amazing and I'm not sure how she does it, but I like it. Rob, LInda, Joann and John all had VERY strong showings, and the extra credit is the real wild card. I want to be a peak form before that EC gets allocated, so for today, all you are getting is PHOTO NUMBER FOUR--it's good, it's timely and it should provide some great captions.
Enjoy this beauty and caption away…
Remember, the caption cut off is 5pm Wednesday. And quantity points stop at 20. Get after it and get your caption on.
Now that's what I call good head!
ReplyDeleteObviuously this blind date is not going well!
ReplyDeleteWorst first date ever is really kind is similar don't cha think?
DeleteOk drown the leprechaun, he is under the hat.
ReplyDeleteI added miracle-grow, this ought to do it.
ReplyDelete"Ok, ok, will you marry me?"
ReplyDeleteIf you do it, I get to do body shots off you!
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to JACK, no spankings for you big boy.
ReplyDelete"Let's make this a St. Patrick's Day to remember before we black out!"
ReplyDeleteSt. Patrick's Day - not for the faint of heart.
ReplyDeleteCall me fat one more time.
ReplyDeletefat
DeleteIf you pour that beer in the Pontiff's hat he'll f*ck you up!
ReplyDelete7- Shannon O'bryan seen here right after asking her husband if she was worth it. Police arrived to late to save him from what came next.
ReplyDeleteHow fun to turn 21 on St. Patrick's Day AND celebrate it at ND. It's about as close to Ireland as you can get. Happy Birthday Jack!
ReplyDeleteHoney it's green eggs and ham - not crappy green beer!
ReplyDelete8- Bricks and mortor make a house but pouring a beer on your husband makes a home.
ReplyDelete9-May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you are dead and your hair drys.
ReplyDeleteBlarney Siobhan O'Malley - I didn't spend the Burberry money on green beer. I swears to ya.
ReplyDeleteMickey Finn's closed hours ago - where the f*ck have you been Timothy O'Leary?
ReplyDeleteWow - this is worse than Ellie Mae's wrath - wasted beer? And all because he forgot to bring home bacon from The Festival of Foods.
ReplyDeleteRule #1 - don't piss off a ginger.
ReplyDeleteJudy where are you? Out drinking green beer at Shennigan's? ;)
ReplyDeleteTricia....no at home....I made dinner for our neighbors....no green beer for me...red wine!
DeleteTricia to John - this is for not winning the votes at Pictionary!
ReplyDeleteThat's what the last picture scenario was wasn't it? A Pictionary drawing?
DeleteWhere is everyone - out eating root soup at Ashling on the Lough? It's too quiet on the blog. Maybe everyone will come home drunk tonight and forget to comment on the picture. A win for Tricia.
ReplyDelete11- Irish Shower!
ReplyDelete12- Order your drunk-o-matic today and we will double your order. Get shatfisted with your Irish friends TODAY!
ReplyDeleteYou know what they say about Leaprecans don't you? We may be short in stature but BIG in the Lucky Charms area.
ReplyDelete13- That's not what Obama means by redistribution.
ReplyDelete14- A pint, a quart, whatever it takes.
ReplyDeleteOoohhh good one John!
Delete15- Sláinte
ReplyDelete16- why the Chicago river really is green on Paddy's day. Where is the love?
ReplyDelete17- Thinking it was green jello and an early April fools joke, Colin found out his wife really was quite angry about the strip club.
ReplyDeleteWear this you slimy bastard - green beer when you could have given me a Long Island Iced Tea?
ReplyDelete18- so this is what CCR meant when they sang, "An' if you get lost come on home to Green River?"
ReplyDelete19- it's not easy being green......
ReplyDelete20- This is what Irish Eyes are really thinking when they are smiling! ;)
ReplyDeleteDone. This one was harder than the Scratch and Sniff!
ReplyDeleteAfter removing Dave's frontal lobe, Laurie pours in the magic elixir that convinces him to send all their children to Notre Dame.
ReplyDeleteThis is a true story..
DeleteThe first step toward a 12 Step Program.
ReplyDeleteAs the award for the dumbest joke of the night - Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
ReplyDeleteA: Patty O'furniture!
No, Jack, you newbie - you drink it! In your mouth. Duh.
ReplyDeleteHappy 21st Birthday!
ReplyDeleteIrish-Americans Gear Up For 'The Reinforcin' O' The Stereotypes'
ReplyDeletelove
Delete21- He is gonna have a piss shiver in about 30 seconds.
ReplyDeleteVery funny.
Delete22- Billy meets one of the 72 IRISH Muslim Virgins!
ReplyDelete23- She was green with envy, so she evoked the fairness doctrine.
ReplyDeleteA blessing on your Irish Christening.
ReplyDeleteI could easily forgive his pride, if he had not mortified mine. Take that, Mr. Darcy!
ReplyDelete"She had a lively, playful disposition that delighted in anything ridiculous.”
ReplyDelete― Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
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WOW....Heinzmanns are cleaning house on this one. I'm not sure I can compete; can we go back to poorly drawn cartoons?
ReplyDeleteAgreed! I think I have to sleep on this one. :P
DeleteThe water from the Chicago River makes an excellent final rinse for bouncin' and behavin' hair!
ReplyDeleteThis is how Chia Heads are made.
ReplyDelete24- When you lack enthusiasm on St. Patrick's Day, you need to schedule some Greenotherapy.
ReplyDeleteI thought you're just suppose to pinch me for not wearing green.
ReplyDeleteSee John - it is a real thing. Good thing you wore green today!
DeleteA true Irishman wouldn't waste beer like that!
ReplyDeleteTrue. And Rob, your comment about Craterface in the voting yesterday had me in hysterics…I couldn't get the reply comment to work, but I was dying.
DeleteThanks...I'm all in for bonus points!
Delete25- I asked for a beer with a good head, not a beer ON a good head!
ReplyDelete26- Honestly, he thought he had the green light but in return got a green LITE.
ReplyDeleteReally Jack, all the McKeon men do this on their 21st birthday.
ReplyDeleteRob, you are in it to win it this round.
DeleteThey take hazing at the Moose Club serious.
ReplyDeleteThis is why Dave stopped hanging out at the Wooden Nickel.
ReplyDelete27- Holidays suck.
ReplyDeleteSteve.....Steve.....Steve....Steve...Steve! Fist pump!
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure how much longer I can hold it.
ReplyDelete28- "it is the green-eyed monster which doth mock the meat it feeds on."
ReplyDeleteChad and Celeste invent beer limbo! R.I.P. beer pong!
ReplyDeleteThe Best Thing about Green Beer is Green Vomit. Seriously… that's the Best Thing. So do yourself a favor and stick with the Guinness.
ReplyDeleteThis is the one holiday where our full-blown alcoholism could possibly go undetected.
ReplyDeleteLittle did Chad know the mug was full of Leprechauns' pee!
ReplyDeletehahahaha
DeleteThis is what my wife will do to me at the end of Lent because I've spent every waking minute on Lentertainment.
ReplyDeleteAre you going to kiss me next then spank me last?
ReplyDeleteMedbh is celebrating her joining the Irish Republican Army!
ReplyDeleteSally was going to enjoy every minute of this.
ReplyDeleteJeez, St. Patrick's Day was like 5 days ago.....Let's get ready to Stumble!
ReplyDeleteIrishmen must wear the green on St. Paddy's day.....in more ways than one!
ReplyDelete31 - on the 8th day God created vengeance, stupidity and the concepts that would fuel reality TV.
ReplyDeletePouring in the knowledge and marinating the brain of an Irishman
ReplyDelete32 - It was Declan's turn to give the toast, "Here's to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat. Here's to our wives and sweethearts, let's pray they never meet. Here's champagne for our real ... then he felt it.
ReplyDeleteAll I said was "Erin go braless". What, that's not how it goes?
ReplyDeleteRob is on FIRE…he's totally in the zone.
Delete33- Proof positive that those Irish Blessings are malarkey!
ReplyDeleteThe security at Notre Dame football never thought to check Jack's hat.
ReplyDeleteNext on Shark Tank...
ReplyDeletelove it.
DeleteSean heard the quickest way to get drunk was thru hair follicles.
ReplyDeleteKevin was desperate for ideas since giving up drinking beer for Lent.
ReplyDeleteLike this one Rob
DeleteThanks John, you're a tough act to follow.
ReplyDeleteThe real reason Frenchy was a beauty school dropout.
ReplyDeleteYou're supposed to drink the beer so he looks better!
ReplyDeleteWant him to be Irish - just add beer!
ReplyDeleteNo really...I pour this in the hat and a rabbit will appear
ReplyDeleteLinda's on a roll.
DeleteTo compete with the Irish, the Polish invented the less popular St. Hat's Day.
ReplyDeleteAfter JACK had too many 21st birthday shots down the gullet, a beautiful hippie Notre Dame PHd student approached him with one more...JACK said, "you down it bitch"! She obviously didn't.....
ReplyDeleteToday's special - Blended Kermit.
ReplyDeleteIf Millie Brown can vomit green all over Lady Gaga then I sure as hell can pour this green beer on you, you little monster.
ReplyDeleteO'Shidiots
ReplyDeleteThis is awesome, truly perfect.
DeleteHuzzah! Now we know how Nate shrunk his big dome. :)
ReplyDeleteBest in show..
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ReplyDeletePour like a champion today. You'll be hailing the porcelain throne tomorrow.
ReplyDeletePraise thee, Notre Dame, and our green beer forever.
ReplyDeleteManti Te’o imagines that an Irish goddess washes away all that bad publicity about a fake girlfriend.
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ReplyDeleteIt's people. Soylent Green is made out of people! And now it's a tasty beverage too.
ReplyDeletenice soylent green reference.
DeleteThis St. Patrick's
ReplyDeleteDay Bride decided to toast her new husband in a special way.
That's not what I meant when I said I wanted some good head!!
ReplyDeleteWhy does this keep making me laugh?
DeleteJohn will do about anything to get Lentertainment votes.
ReplyDelete¡sǝʞɐʇ ʇᴉ ɹǝʌǝʇɐɥʍ
DeleteGeorge's brain tank was on empty.
ReplyDeleteI'm out on this one. Too drunk in Mexico.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens in Mexico . . . Stays in Mexico.
ReplyDeleteDo not attempt this trick at home!
ReplyDeleteFrom Jessica S: An Irish Swirly.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE this.
DeleteGet your head in the game!
ReplyDeleteHead games, that's all I get from you
ReplyDeleteHead games, and I can't take it anymore
I can name that tune in 2 notes
DeletePencils down the top ten will be posted tomorrow morning. Along with the scoring update…the excitement builds.
ReplyDeleteAnd the high tech chart?
DeleteWorking on the chart.
DeleteLaurie, doesn't the caption writing end tomorrow at 5:00?
ReplyDeleteThat was your last sentence under the picture....am I wrong?
DeleteShe poured it on his head because she could.
ReplyDeleteThis toga party had an Irish twist to it.
ReplyDeleteThis is want happens when you are a condescending prick.
ReplyDeleteDr. Seuss absolutely getting hammered.
ReplyDeleteI baptize you in the name of the........
ReplyDeleteAnd I knew (I knew, I knew, I knew, I knew)
ReplyDeleteShe could make me happy (happy, happy)
Flowers in her hair, flowers everywhere
I love the flower girl
Oh, I don't know just why
She simply caught my eye
I love the flower girl she seemed so sweet and kind.
33 - Since Judy is still playing....... here is another
ReplyDeletePaul then understood why her nickname was Patty O'bummer.
A Notre Dame beer bong.
ReplyDeleteSeriously John.....didn't she say the cut off was today at 5:00?
ReplyDeleteCut off was yesterday at 5pm. But no worries. All captions thus far will be scored. Remember, it's photos go up on Monday, captions come in on Tuesday, Top Ten is posted on Wednesday, before noon, then voting will be Wednesday from noon, until Thursday at noon, and then a new photo goes up Thursday around 5pm, and we start all over again…Captions until 5pm Friday, Top Ten goes up on Saturday…voting until noon on Sunday…We all get Sunday night off, and then a new photo goes up on Monday…It's a grind, but it's worth it for all the prizes and glory.
ReplyDeleteCORRECTION--CORRECTION--Judy is right. The captions continue all day today until 5pm. My mistake…Mea culpa. Keep them coming.
ReplyDeleteI knew it, I knew it! Just glad to find out that I am not losing it! Lol.....
ReplyDeleteYou are not losing it. I am.
Delete'Go mbeire muid beo ar an am seo arís.'
ReplyDeleteMay we be alive at this time next year.
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ReplyDeleteHere's to a long life and a merry one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!
And this is what I think of match.com......
ReplyDeleteUp with the glass and down goes the beer.
I don't know why I smell like beer officer, I wasn't drinking.
ReplyDeleteI changed my mind, I don't mind the lice that much.
ReplyDeleteRob is on fire
DeleteI know!
DeleteI know the keg is due back today but can't you find some old bottles to store the beer?
ReplyDelete34- Because of the childish antics of some of the contestants, the game master has allocated extra time for round 4.
ReplyDeleteThe French wear berets the Irish wear beerets.
ReplyDeleteThis is a real good one.
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ReplyDeleteI do not like Green Beer in hair, I do not like it anywhere!
ReplyDeleteRules have no meaning in this participation trophy world. Whatever happened to ignorance of the law/rules is not a defense? The rules were clearly and eloquently provided in the kickoff post. I'm filing a grievance with the commissioner!
ReplyDelete"I provide prizes. You will have until 5:00pm on Friday (and Tuesday for the Monday posts) to post your captions.".
I seem to recall someone had a late entry that made the top 10 last round...
DeleteYep but did not ask for it? ;)
DeleteThen our friend said, "Holy Crap!"
ReplyDeleteAnd he was covered in beer.
"The campus police are checking IDs!
Do you hear?
Oh, what will they do to us?
What will they say?
Oh, they will not like it
To find us this way!"
"Have no fear of this mess,"
Said the Cat in the Hat.
Then we saw him pick up
All the things that were down.
He picked up the cake,
And the fake ID, and the beer,
Then he said, "That is that."
And he was gone
With a tip of his hat.
The Bar Scene on St. Patty's Day: Some say to survive it you need to be as mad as a hatter.
ReplyDeleteShe places the uggity-buggity beer hat on HP's head. He winces at this constant bombardment of pressure to impress. This damn hat, all these f'ing kids and teachers looking at him like he's a f'ing television.
ReplyDeleteThe sorting hat's oscillations tense and cease upon Harry's scalp. Gryffindor it is. Yes. The universe sighs its magical sigh with a shower of green liquid.
ReplyDeleteThis wanna be Boosty Collins absolutely has no funk even when he's drunk!
ReplyDeleteBetter fill up the tank. He seems to be a pint low
ReplyDeleteJohn, this chart is not happening. I went to that link and keep copying that code--no chart is appearing. Nothing. Sorry, but I don't know shit about code. I only type the words. We all know that is where my skills begin and end.
ReplyDeleteAre you pasting it in the html or in your text?
Deletefor the right amount of extra credit, I can stop by and teach you...
DeleteI think I've actually deleted the blog somehow. I'm not kidding. I was trying to follow the directions on that link and now I can't even get the blog to come up. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteOk! Pencils down for real. I have to post this from my phone, because on trying to insert the f'ing chart, I've lost the ability to log into the blog. No joke. Scoring and top ten will take a whole as I have to figure out how to fix this. And guess what? There will NEVER be a chart. Ever. Seriously, John, did you really expect me to copy that code in there? Now the whole thing is messed up.
ReplyDeleteOops. I'm just a phone call away.
DeleteJudy
ReplyDelete