We have TWO more photos to caption, so give it your all this week. Now is not the time to slack off. Now is the time to press forward and make Lentertainment happen. I'm feeling the Holy Week spirit, scoring in a very generous mood, trying to be a better person, hoping to bring this Lent and Lentertainment Season home with a bang. You keep up your end--caption like champions, hang in there, and I promise you all--good things are going to happen.
Tonight's photo is kind of random. It contains no humans or animals. It's neither a drawing nor a cartoon--but it's pretty timely given THAT IT IS SNOWING RIGHT NOW--ON APRIL 14TH AND THE FREAKING SNOW IS ACTUALLY STICKING IN MY FRONT YARD!!! (wtf???) Yes, it's a picture of a big, ugly, toxic pot hole. I'm pretty sure that even you all cannot find something lascivious about this photo. …or maybe not, as I have been surprised before….I'm trying to keep it clean for the Holiest week of the year, as I've got enough to worry about without fearing the eternal flames of hell because I've posted questionable photos on this here blog. Good luck with this one--we're upping the degree of difficulty because, well, that's just how LENTERTAINMENT rolls.
Captioning stops at 7pm tomorrow--Tuesday--One, two, three, LENTERTAIN ME, please.
ps--I heard there from good authority that there were many Lentertainment participants and fans in the same local on Saturday night. I also heard that the consensus was we need a Lentertainment bash to spread good cheer and fellowship. Hey, I'm a big fan of all things fun, so we will make sure we make that happen. Stay tuned and stay Lentertained.
Long Island Iced Tea in the hood.
ReplyDeleteTailgating in the ghetto.
ReplyDeleteJoyce lot pea soup cauldren during the infamous soup week.
ReplyDeleteI told you if you pee'd in my cesspool it would turn green.
ReplyDeleteNot to be outdone by the greening of the Chicago River, Kenosha dyes the city's 14,000 potholes green.
ReplyDeleteCess Avenue pool opens early this year.
ReplyDeleteHot tubbing in the new America.
ReplyDeleteIt's all 43's fault.
ReplyDeleteSybaris opens new outdoor locations in Compton.
ReplyDeletevery, very funny
DeleteSoilent Green is PEOPLE!
ReplyDeleteCity asks local hookers to stop wearing high heels. The force created by the disproportionate weight distribution is resulting in numerous potholes being created. Streets and sanitation directer, Ben Dover, also said that if the hookers would just work on their Brazilian Butts the request may be withdrawn.
ReplyDeleteThis is where people who don't vote for Judy go.
ReplyDeleteDishwashing liquid? You're soaking in it.
ReplyDeleteThis is so so good.
DeleteFestival highlights include, midway, bingo and the ever popular BOBBING FOR STREET RATS.
ReplyDeletenice
DeleteSo that's Dave's famous Long Island Ice Tea recipe......hmm.
ReplyDeleteHow can I text and drive with roads like this?
ReplyDeleteTug-o-war pit ready for blog party.
ReplyDeletelol
Deleteit could be arranged--right after we have the greased pole run.
DeleteLex Luthor's secret stash of liquid kryptonite is discovered!
ReplyDeleteGreat! Another reason for city not to empty my trash can!!
ReplyDeleteHA!
DeleteProof they still haven't cleaned up 3 Mile Island.
ReplyDeleteSo that's why the green beer on St. Patrick's Day tastes so bad!
ReplyDeleteI bet this happened after St. Patrick's Day...
ReplyDelete"I'm melting....."
ReplyDeleteGood one!
DeleteReally good one
DeleteHow the Thane of Cawdor really died.
ReplyDeleteKenny's skateboard and phone didn't make it out, but Kenny will be fine. Well… except for that dang third testicle...
ReplyDeleteHoney, I think we should start boiling our water!
ReplyDeleteTaking this "Going Green" thing a little to far
ReplyDeleteGodzilla was here!
ReplyDeleteD'oh!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, a local business will stop dumping toxic waste because it realized it was an auditing firm.
ReplyDeletegreat
DeleteSuzie tried desperately to cover up her Pinterest DIY gone wrong, (terribly wrong). "It's those damn frackers!" she proclaimed.
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Deletelove this
DeleteGovernment officials are forced to 'get creative' with tons of spent nuclear fuel... coming soon to a neighborhood near you!
ReplyDeleteThis is why the track team doesn't practice shot put in the street anymore.
ReplyDeleteReason #23 Joe started his new diet.
ReplyDeleteI warned the new mascot not to wash his leprechaun suit in hot water.
ReplyDeleteclassic
DeleteFukushima butterflies are exhibiting severe wing, antennae, leg, and eye mutations... beware, Mothra will rise again!
ReplyDeleteThe outcome of that dreaded "Come at me, Bro" moment on Jack's Birthday.
ReplyDeleteNot all green energy is good for the environment.
ReplyDeleteIt's all fun and games 'til someone falls in a hole of toxic waste.
ReplyDeleteGreen and growing or ripe and rotting, scratch that, I think I have a rash.
ReplyDeleteI <3 NY!
ReplyDeleteI <3 this one.
DeleteAnother SJCA Science Fair project gone awry.
ReplyDeleteBest one yet...
DeleteDDT is good for me - and it's gluten free!
ReplyDeleteIs that Green Bay?
ReplyDeleteWhy does this one keep making me laugh??
Delete“Nature has introduced great variety into the landscape, but man has displayed a passion for simplifying it. Thus he undoes the built-in checks and balances by which nature holds the species within bounds.”
ReplyDelete― Rachel Carson, Silent Spring
"Who would want to live in a world which is just not quite fatal?”
ReplyDelete― Rachel Carson, Silent Spring
Not me--and again, props to Joann for quoting fine literature.
DeleteI think that's a sleeve of a Burberry jacket.
ReplyDeleteWell, there is an upside - now we don't have to pay extra for the kids to go Cosmic Bowling.
ReplyDeleteDamn the property value of my Gold Coast Brownstone just shit the bed.
ReplyDeleteEverything is automatically cool if it glows in the dark.
ReplyDeleteIs this Kathleen Sebelius' driveway?
ReplyDeleteCan't they just have normal potholes in South Bend?
ReplyDeleteLove very much
DeleteAl Gore is going to be really mad about this. He won't have a solution, but he will be sufficiently emotional.
ReplyDeleteBill was serious when he told the boy to bring his daughter home before curfew.
ReplyDeleteLentertainment is the best remedy for a very long day. Thanks to you all for making me laugh.
ReplyDeleteWARNING: No Swimming
ReplyDeleteNo Fishing
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This is very,very, very good.
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ReplyDeleteNow that 's an ambitious pot hole!
#3
ReplyDeleteHello, you have reached the Governor's Office. If you are calling about a pothole on your street, contact my attorney.
#5
ReplyDeleteThe Street Department's Mens Room.
#6
ReplyDeleteZombie's apocalypse escape route.
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ReplyDelete#7
ReplyDeletePut your right hand in put your left hand out. You do the chokey pokey and that's what it's all about!
Cannonball man has landed.
ReplyDeleteso love this one
Delete#8
ReplyDeleteI come from a land down under.
Dave thought the "Do Not Enter" tape was overkill 'til something reached out and grabbed his poodle.
ReplyDeleteterrific
Delete#9
ReplyDeleteThe older people have a problem with their eyes so the hole needs to be bigger.
#10
ReplyDeleteWapatuli Pit Headquarters for Lake Shore Drive.
#11
ReplyDeleteCity Ordinance: Escape route for rats.
#12
ReplyDeleteMind if I look in your hole?
Your tax dollars at work.
ReplyDelete#13
ReplyDeletePothole Purgatory.....enjoy your drive.
#14
ReplyDeleteI guess the X Games are coming to Kenosha now.
Street Dept: We solved the pothole problem, we just reclassified them as "speed bumps."
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#16
ReplyDeleteWhat did Helen Keller do when she fell into the pothole? She screamed her hands off.
(I'm going to hell for this one)
#17
ReplyDeleteNot sure if the driver in front of me is drunk or just avoiding a pothole.
#18
ReplyDeleteIt's not always greener on the other side.
#19
ReplyDeleteWe are very pleased. They said it is hazardous, but not toxic.
#20
ReplyDeleteCAUTION: POTHOLE.. Oh.....I was wondering where it was.
#21
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Kenosha....home of the state's largest pothole.
#22
ReplyDeleteHome of the Toxic Waste Monster....welcome visitors.
Anyone seen my Smart car?
ReplyDeleteOf course it's potable - you're just biased 'cos it's green.
ReplyDelete#23
ReplyDeleteWho you gonna call....Ghostbusters!
The realtor took them through the back door of this property... mentioned something about "curb appeal".
ReplyDeleteOscar the Grouch added a swimming pool after he hit it big on Sesame Street
ReplyDeleteThat ain't just pee in there.....
ReplyDeleteSo that's where our science teacher got the stuff we analyzed in science class today!
ReplyDeleteSo that's why the eggs are green; the chicken crossed THIS road!
ReplyDeleteIt was the first time in years they had reached a unanimous agreement, but at that very moment they all decided to skip the split pea soup.
ReplyDeleteEaster Egg Coloring Pits are part of this years EGGCELENT 5K, each runner will have to present their 5 colored eggs at the finish line.
ReplyDeleteBoil order.... ya think?
ReplyDeleteWho you gonna call?
ReplyDeleteThis city is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
ReplyDeleteReally? I wish my neighbors would put away their trash can after garbage day.
ReplyDeleteIt must be spring, ever the potholes are turning green.
ReplyDeleteIrish Spring, Arab Spring, what difference does it make. ~Hillary Clinton
ReplyDeleteLeprechaun's in Boston being sought by authorities. City being overrun with Green bogs.
ReplyDeleteWhat your city water looks like before the filter.
ReplyDeleteThe search for the flight recorder continues.
ReplyDeleteJohn heard a ping while taking out the garbage.
ReplyDeleteAfter stopping at the local watering hole I determined I was way too sick for work but I will be fine by happy hour.
ReplyDeleteHelp I've fallen and I can't get up.
ReplyDeleteI knew I should have ordered Life Alert from the infomercial.
ReplyDeletePreparing for the monthly baptisms at Sacred Heart parish.
ReplyDeleteHulk Angry!
ReplyDeleteHulk not like when garbage man is late.
ReplyDeleteJohn has set a trap for Karla.
ReplyDeleteShots are never a good idea.
ReplyDeleteA few irregularities where discovered during the Zion Nuclear Plant decommissioning.
ReplyDeleteThe Blob came back to life after Pete's solo at the Drive In.
ReplyDeleteThe winner of Lentertainment gets tossed in.
ReplyDeletejudy
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