Scoring for the Big Fish/Kid in the Bag Ugly Drawing
In honor of the NCAA Championship Game (I hate both of these teams--I'm only watching the game in the hopes of seeing some blood shed, I'm not going to lie…), I've got the scoring for the last two photos. I refuse to post PHOTO TEN until I get the scores up. So here is the scoring for "Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls". It's pretty self explanatory except for the extra credit. Judy once again killed the voting, but Linda got her voting block to make some noise. I awarded a crap ton of extra credit because we've got a few new entrants and I want to give them a chance to catch up a bit. Extra credit was awarded as follows:
100 for Sue Enders because she's awesome, lives in Turkey and was in Oxford
100 for Kiki because her comment was so, so funny. Even John loved it.
100 for Marie because it's so nice to have her in the mix.
50 for Jarmarcus because I loved the "It's a Wonderful Life" reference.
50 for Jessica because she knows the quality of Hermes. We need to meet in person, Sister.
50 for Joann for also seeing the body in the bag. It makes me feel a bit better.
50 for Stacy because I can always count on her and she doesn't make me do a ton of counting.
50 for Sue Roop because she made St. Ed's Mom Weekend a total blast ("Church Walk of Shame" will live in infamy)
Names | previous | Quantity | Quality | Voting | EC | Total |
Judy | 363 | 20 | 10 | 20 | 413 | |
john | 348 | 20 | 10 | 378 | ||
Joann | 238 | 12 | 10 | 50 | 310 | |
Linda | 293 | 6 | 10 | 10 | 320 | |
Rob | 350 | 20 | 10 | 5 | 385 | |
Jessica | 165 | 9 | 10 | 50 | 235 | |
Stacy | 137 | 1 | 10 | 50 | 198 | |
Sue R. | 49 | 1 | 10 | 50 | 110 | |
Brian K | 50 | 50 | ||||
Sue E | 84 | 2 | 100 | 186 | ||
Michelle | 85 | 5 | 90 | |||
Nate | 105 | 105 | ||||
Chris | 33 | 6 | 10 | 50 | 99 | |
Mr. DelFava | 122 | 122 | ||||
Joe Laken | 2 | 2 | ||||
Kim W. | 2 | 2 | ||||
Tricia | 105 | 4 | 109 | |||
Kim P. | 2 | 2 | ||||
Ginny | 43 | 3 | 46 | |||
Becky | 101 | 3 | 10 | 114 | ||
Brifry | 51 | 51 | ||||
Kiki | 1 | 10 | 100 | 111 | ||
Marie | 6 | 10 | 100 | 116 |
Scoring for Jessica's Parents
Names | Previous pts. | Quantity | Quality | Voting | EC | Total |
Judy | 413 | 20 | 10 | 20 | 463 | |
john | 378 | 20 | 20 | 10 | 30 | 458 |
Joann | 310 | 16 | 10 | 20 | 356 | |
Linda | 320 | 30 | 350 | |||
Rob | 385 | 20 | 10 | 5 | 20 | 440 |
Jessica | 235 | 6 | 10 | 100 | 351 | |
Stacy | 198 | 1 | 10 | 210 | ||
Sue R. | 110 | 50 | 160 | |||
Brian K | 50 | 160 | ||||
Sue E | 186 | 3 | 10 | 50 | 250 | |
Michelle | 90 | 6 | 10 | 106 | ||
Nate | 105 | 105 | ||||
Chris | 99 | 99 | ||||
Mr. DelFava | 122 | 122 | ||||
Joe Laken | 2 | 2 | ||||
Kim W. | 2 | 2 | ||||
Tricia | 109 | 2 | 10 | 100 | 221 | |
Kim P. | 2 | 2 | ||||
Ginny | 46 | 46 | ||||
Becky | 114 | 114 | ||||
Brifry | 51 | 51 | ||||
Kiki | 111 | 2 | 10 | 50 | 173 | |
Marie | 116 | 5 | 10 | 131 | ||
Jan | 1 | 10 | 50 | 61 |
OK, I think this ugly couple was one of my favorites. Your comments were delightful. John's especially. Truly, top shelf. I apologize for the slow scoring, but I was a little distracted by St. Ed's Mom's Weekend. (A very good time was had by all, especially me and Jamarcus) but now I must devote my full attention to Lentertainment. Scoring is all up to date. You're welcome.
As you can see, the points just keep climbing and the top three contenders--Judy, John and Rob--are neck and neck. John is making his move, with Rob right over his shoulder, as they both start closing the gap with Judy. But, lo ho ho, Dear Readers, Jessica, Joann and Linda are one good extra credit strike away. We are in the Lentertainment Home Stretch. These next ten days are critical. I will do my part to provide high quality photos and timely scoring, so you will all know where you stand. You all continue to do yours with outstanding captions, voting volume and flashes of joy and brilliance that will rain extra credit. Once again, even though she is in Florida, Judy hit it out of the voting park, but John made a valiant showing this round with both the captions AND the voting. He has over taken his bromance buddy Rob and regained 2nd place. And in case you haven't noticed, it's all in the extra credit. This Lentertainment Extravaganza will be won and lost in the extra credit column. My advice to you all, be bold, take some chances, and go hard for the EC.
Extra credit for this lovely photo that I like to call "Jessica's Parents" was awarded as follows:
50 points for Jan to welcome her to the competition.
50 points for Kiki because "Free Bird" was awesome.
100 points for Tricia because the Lake Forest comment was so dead on.
50 points for Sue Enders because she still lives in Turkey.
50 points for Sue Roop because the candy she gave me was incredible and I'm still laughing at the Church Walk of Shame.
100 points for Jessica for overcoming the true genetic handicap of her "parents" and finding her way into the world of Burberry, Hermes and Jimmy Choo. (and for making me laugh my ass off)
20 points for Rob for being such a great voter and for always coordinating his picture with the voting
30 points for Linda to show her how much she was missed.
20 points for Joann for quoting Mark Twain.
30 points for John for incorporating the AK 47 and the parrot in his votes. Super impressive.
I know the extra credit is super subjective and random, but hey…that's Lentertainment.
Now, the moment you've all been waiting for: PHOTO TEN--yes, of course I chose this cartoon because it is perfect for the this season of Lentertainment. Caption it up and make me laugh.
You have until 10 pm tomorrow to get your captions posted. I'm extending the deadline because I am so late---and because I will be glued to my television set tomorrow watching the Notre Dame Fighting Irish women play those U Conn Husky women. It should be a battle Royale--I can't wait. Go, Irish.
Go, Caption. Go, Lentertainment.
At least we don't have to wear dorky helmets.
ReplyDeleteCrap, all those Sundays spent in church just to ride a bike.
ReplyDeleteRob has come out strong!
DeleteWhen I asked for cycles, I though we'd get Harleys.
ReplyDeleteSame thing in Hell but they have to wear spandex shorts.
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ReplyDeleteThink we gave Him a big enough head start?
ReplyDeletevery, very nice.
DeleteSo Lance Armstrong really is God.
ReplyDeletenice one.
DeleteHow did Mickey Rooney get a bike so quick?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to get my wings.
ReplyDeleteahh, you're the first one to get THAT excited over a bike.
ReplyDeleteLol!
Deleteyikes! this is the fish all over again, isn't it?
DeleteLove this. It took 4 hours but I finally noticed.
DeleteYup. I've looked at clouds from both sides now.
ReplyDeleteThis one is so good.
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ReplyDeleteHey Rob, now that our wives have killed us for spending so much time on that damn blog, do we still get to caption in heaven?
ReplyDeleteI love this one!
DeleteNo. We don't have to lock up our bikes.
ReplyDeleteLInda, so glad you are back.
DeleteWTF? I thought hills were hell?
ReplyDeleteFave
DeleteI'm done trying to find that silver lining. Let's eat.
ReplyDeleteSo so good.
DeleteYep, until you forgive the French for being French, you have to ride this Pierre Lallement bicycle around. Looks like I'll be out here with the hunchback dude for eternity.
ReplyDeleteThat will teach you for suggesting a heavenly place for our next TREKK ride.
ReplyDeletePeter said I need to get more balance in my life. How 'bout you? He just said I was too fat.
ReplyDeleteAll good bikes go to heaven.
ReplyDeleteI was too embarrassed to tell Peter I never learned to ride a bike.
ReplyDelete2014 tour de saints, "peddle without a cause."
ReplyDeletegood one!
DeleteWe should have never said Breaking Away was our favorite movie.
ReplyDeleteHey! Are you really gonna shave your legs?
ReplyDeleteYea, we're in purgatory. You get a Segway in heaven and a unicycle in hell!
ReplyDeleteLOVE!! all the way from Turkey.
DeleteOver there is the start for the road race.
ReplyDeleteI heard that in the Protestant section they get around on roller skates.
ReplyDeleteTerrific!
DeleteEven in heaven the tag still says, made in China.
ReplyDeleteCloudy day for a ride.
ReplyDeleteAlways the third wheel......
ReplyDeleteQuasimodo said he would be right back. He has to go ring that stupid bell again.
ReplyDeleteOnly ONCE did I say 'heaven would be riding a bicycle all day'... geez.
ReplyDeletegreat, great, great!
DeleteThis is it until we get our wings.
ReplyDeleteFitness day in heaven.
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to complain but where are the paths? I not a wing it kind of guy.
ReplyDeleteJust keep talking and pretend you don't see Lance coming.
ReplyDeletelove1
DeleteGood thing we didn't get cremated.
ReplyDeleteHeaven warming must be getting really bad, when I woke up this morning my Ferrari was gone and this bike was in it's place.
ReplyDeleteJeez is that a spoke or are you glad to see me?
ReplyDeleteI know--I didn't notice that at all--until Rob mentioned it.
DeleteWhere am I supposed to put my clubs?
ReplyDeleteWell at least if we fall it will be a soft landing.
ReplyDeleteI heard the tires are filled with helium. Where is the mystery in that?
ReplyDeleteNearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him a bicycle.
ReplyDeleteMy bike seat is uncomfortable up here too, so I tried Viagra. Didn't help.
ReplyDeleteThis is going to have to do until Tony Horton kicks it and we can start P90X...
ReplyDeleteLOVE this one.
DeleteI said, We wanted to be like Mike. He thought I said we wanted bikes.
ReplyDeleteNietzsche was right. All the interesting people are missing.
ReplyDeleteJoann, you know how much I love the intellectual ones--nicely played.
DeleteLife was easier when I lowered my expectations. Looks like the same rule applies here.
ReplyDeleteWe never should have changed Lent to Lentertainment.
ReplyDeletevery very nice
DeleteThey sent him away. He's wants UConn to win tonight.
ReplyDeleteyes!
DeleteI don't think this is the Google cloud.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I thought cars shared the roads with bikes too.
ReplyDeleteYou've heard of cloud computing, this is cloud commuting.
ReplyDeleteIT humor
DeleteSam and Joe couldn't wait to move to Cloud 9 where they could ride their bikes.
ReplyDeleteI was expecting the white robes and Jesus sandals, but the bikes came as a surprise.
ReplyDeletelove
DeleteTesting....showing someone new how to vote.
ReplyDeleteFred and Bill were Biking the Jesus Trail and opted for the rental bikes with questionable maintenance records. Big Mistake!
ReplyDeleteMy back wheel just doesn't get any traction on these fluffy cloud paths.
ReplyDeletePope Francis revealed that it pains him when he sees a nun or priest driving an expensive car, and he praised the beauty of the bicycle, noting his 54-year-old personal secretary, Msgr Alfred Xuereb, gets around on a bike. He doesn't know that we think we know what he knows.
ReplyDeleteBe joyful, know what religious poverty really is, and a bicycle just might be better for you than a car, Pope Francis told thousands of seminarians, novices and young people discerning their vocations July 6 at the Vatican in a celebration of the Year of Faith.
ReplyDeleteAGX (Anti-Gravity Cross) is all the rage up here.
ReplyDeleteDang nabbit Bill, for the last time, NO you can't use my halo to fix your flat.
ReplyDeleteHeaven Neighborhood Watch.
ReplyDeleteI don't recal anything in the commandments that required the ability to ride a 2 wheeler.
ReplyDeletema vie est hors délai. oui oui moi aussi.
ReplyDeleteTrail Angels
ReplyDeleteThat guy back there? Mick Jagger. He asked me to get of of his cloud.
ReplyDelete*off of
Deletehaha
DeleteMarie is on it tonight.
Delete"I had cancer. You?"
ReplyDelete"I voted too many times for Judy..."
This is just priceless. Very, very good.
DeleteLol....
DeleteGood one, Marie!
DeleteFor the last time Lance, I don't know when they will test our blood.
ReplyDeletehahahaha.
DeleteThese two are such shidiots. Everyone knows you can't wear those cheap ass sandals while biking.
ReplyDeleteWhy are their mock turtlenecks so long?!?!?
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ReplyDeleteThis keeps making me laugh.
DeleteLife would have been so much easier if we just told people we were gay!
ReplyDeleteNothing brings two people together like hating a third.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the cocktail lounge in this place?
ReplyDelete#1
ReplyDeleteThe wings are on back order.
#2
ReplyDeleteWhere's the bike rack?
#3
ReplyDeleteBrakes? You won't need them up here.
#4
ReplyDeleteThe only problem, there aren't any bike mechanics up here.
#5
ReplyDeleteIn Hell, they walk.
Thank God Judy is on the captions tonight. I was getting worried.
Delete#6
ReplyDeleteI don't think Lance will make it up here, do you?
#7
ReplyDeleteUh oh, John, I think trouble is on the way. Why, Rob? What's up? Judy is right behind us and I think she is coming after our extra bonus points.
#8
ReplyDeleteI think it's true.....in Heaven there ain't no beer.
#9
ReplyDeleteDo you know where the weight room is?
#10
ReplyDeleteHey, if these clouds break up....we're screwed.
#11
ReplyDeleteRob, did you roll over your 401K into something heavenly?
#12
ReplyDeleteI see your wife got the car, too.
#13
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised these bikes are not made in Italy.
#14
ReplyDeleteNot a bad place for being atheists.
#15
ReplyDeleteDid you take the stairway to heaven or the ozone layer?
My wife keeps praying for a sign from me....hell she's got all the money.....maybe I'll flip her a bird in the front yard.
ReplyDelete#16
#17
ReplyDeleteWhere's the starting line?
I wish I had your hair.
ReplyDeletewhy does this make me laugh so hard? I'm cracking up.
DeleteI'm suppose to call my doctor if it lasts more than 4 hours, who do I call if it lasts for eternity?
DeleteRob, seriously, you have now joined John in the Hall of Fame.
Delete#18
ReplyDeleteSo I take it that this Graceland is not in Memphis.
#19
ReplyDeleteSo are we supposed to be throwing pennies from heaven now?
#20
ReplyDeleteDo you think there is a divine messaging system up here?
Jessica, I fear we have the same messed up sense of humor.
ReplyDeleteI think we may have been separated at birth. It's like one of those lifetime movie network shows. Emmy award winning drama. However you have pulled me away from a fab sale on Gilt to watch the basketball game but not before I ordered a must have summer piece from Deepa Gurnani
ReplyDeleteLast thing I remember is you saying "Only a sissy rides on the sidewalk"
ReplyDeleteWhat's the female version of a bromance?
ReplyDelete#21
ReplyDeleteHave you seen any signs of the Malaysia flight 370?
#22
ReplyDeleteI'm going to look for John and George to see if they formed a new band up here.
God's surprise for Hell's Angels members.
ReplyDeleteDid you catch the color of that truck?
ReplyDeleteIt was blue. It landed on the car. Good thing it
Deletedidn't hit the cooler.
So glad I came back to check the blog this morning - lots of good stuff added last night! Such clever folks. What ever will we do when Lentertainment ends?
DeleteMe too, Joann. This is a total highlight.
DeleteFor the record, I always thought we were asses for riding down Sheridan on Sunday mornings like we owned the road.
ReplyDeleteBest one yet.
DeleteIt sounded cool but being a messenger for God is a lot of work.
ReplyDeleteGreat one.
DeleteGood one John, Judy will never find her way back for photo 11 with those directions.
ReplyDeleteA little less obvious on the bromance tryst!
DeleteThank Baby Jesus for the cannon ball ladder or we wouldn't be here!
ReplyDeleteSo then my wife said "Take up bike riding, it will be good for your health"
ReplyDeleteI take it your life insurance policy was paid up as well.
ReplyDeleteShould we tell him the race last for all eternity?
ReplyDeleteLittle did my mom know, she always said thunder was the angels bowling.
ReplyDeleteThat was Steve Jobs, he is off to tell God he invented the 'Cloud'
ReplyDeleteHave you seen my parrot?
ReplyDeleteI don't know--a momance? And that game got pretty sad pretty fast. Stupid Gino Auriemma..and his 8 foot tall team. Glad to see you supporting Gilt and all the other fine on line establishments.
ReplyDeleteYou lost too? My HPS keeps saying turn right at the next cloud. Is this some kind of sick joke?
ReplyDeleteFirst I wished for retirement, Second I wished for a bike. Then I said and if Bill was retired to we would be close to Heaven.
ReplyDeletejudy
ReplyDeletemorning judy
ReplyDeleteis it Friday yet Judy???
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