Thursday, April 17, 2014

FINAL PHOTO-- and ONE THOUSAND BONUS POINTS??--That's Lentertainment.

The voting for "Toxic Waste" is done, and once again, Judy dominated. It appears that everyone has basically conceded the voting portion of the competition to Judy and her followers. I'm not sure if I am disappointed that the rest of you basically rolled over if I can respect the strategy of conserving your energy for the captions. But mostly I'm wondering how the hell Judy can get all of these people to vote for her in droves, while the rest of you terrific and great people cannot generate much more than 20 votes.  I'm not judging here, just perplexed and a bit scared of Judy's power.

 I will score Toxic Waste tonight, as I watch the Blackhawks play, (Go, Kane) but I need to get the very last photo up.  While I had a suggestion from John to but up that Obama-Biden selfie, I am going with something a bit more joyful, timely and appropriate for Holy Week. Nuns in Bumper Cars…What's not to love here?   I think Sr Jovita would approve.

IMPORTANT RULE CHANGE FOR THIS LAST PHOTO: 
In an effort to make the ticker pop and to keep the excitement high, I am removing the caption cap…Yep, you read that right…no scoring limit to the number of captions you can submit. AND I will count and score EVERY single caption that comes in for this final photo, so shake off the carpal tunnel and get your captions flowing.  This is a HUGE sacrifice on my part, because it is a total pain in my ass to keep counting all those captions and you just know that John and Judy are going to go crazy with this.  Please, Linda, Joann, Rob, Tricia, Jessica, Kiki, Jan  and everyone else, try to caption early and often just to keep John and Judy from killing themselves, each other or me.



As we close out Lentertainment, and head into the Triduum, take some quiet time…. to fashion the best captions ever (you thought I was going to say something holy, didn't you??  Hey, how you live your spiritual life is totally up to you. I just want this blog to hit over 80,000 hits and I'm counting on you all to make this happen. Unlimited captions works well for all of us, doesn't it?) In honor of Sr. Jovita and all those who came before her, with their fancy RayBans and bumper cars, start your captions flowing and let's bring this Lentertainment to the finish line.  

Captions will be accepted until 5:00 tomorrow.  Make these captions exceptional, because I if I have to count each and every one--they better be making me laugh. 

Oh, and did I mention that ONE THOUSAND BIG, BIG EXTRA CREDIT POINTS will be awarded in this final round? -- don't get nervous, but if someone hits it out of the park in this round, they could totally steal this whole contest….yeah, I'm talking to you, Stacy, Sue, Ginny and Mr. Delfava--you have every opportunity for a come from behind victory. 

So, without further ado, Let's get our Lentertainment on and close this contest out with the enormous bang that only nuns in bumper cars can make. 


460 comments:

  1. Kiids were heard in line saying, "hope they don't make a habit out of this."

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  2. Two hands on the wheel, safety first.

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  3. Sister Mary Fraedeekat was heard praying to St. Christopher before the ride started.

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  4. They were supposed to go to the Vatican not Vacation.

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  5. Even in bumper cars the Sisters were quite orderly.

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  6. Another reason Nuns should not drive... traffic jams!!!!

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  7. Wonder what Nun road rage sounds like?

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  8. Hawks lead 3-2 after 2 - LET's GO HAWKS.

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  9. I'll have Nun of your fancy captions.

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  10. Catholic Police Nun driving school.

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  11. Despite the conclusion of the ride Stanley could bring himself to make them get off.

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  12. When Sister Mary and Sister Barb got stuck at the top of the Ferris Wheel the real action started.

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  13. Nuns weaar their sunglasses at night!

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  14. Like at Bat out of Hell she'll be raming into you.

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  15. The line for the 3 Blind Mice ride was too long.

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  16. 5 Blind Nuns
    5 Blind Nuns
    See how they drive
    See how they drive

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  17. I've got Nuns
    THey're multiplying
    and they're losing control
    cuz the cars that they are driving
    are electrifying -lectrifying

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  18. No tan lines to see here... move along.

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  19. After solving a problem like Maria, they headed to the fair.

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  20. Racing to confession with that cute Father Joe.

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  21. Hey lady, if you just want to drive around in a circle, France has plenty of roundabouts for you. Give the kids a turn.

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  22. NASCAR - Nuns Acting Super Crazy And Rowdy

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    1. My David likes this and he's so happy this is the last one!

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  23. I hope they are wearing clean nunderwear

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  24. Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration don't fail us now!

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  25. We will have nun of that. Oh yes you will.

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  26. Sister Ignatius may have just peed a little?

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  27. "Don't make me pull this car over…"

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  28. I'm watchin' you, Sr. Honora. I'm watching' you.

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  29. Their bad driving habits came out right away.

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  30. Sister Francis agreed to go, but she refused to wear those ridiculous sunglasses.

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  31. Please don't leave your bad habits behind....

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  32. It was all fun and games until Sr. Irene got hurt.

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  33. Given her penchant for hitting the naughty boys, everyone steered clear of Sr. Marian.

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  34. TBT - nuns celebrating the first day of Spring Break!

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  35. Lord, if you've ever heard my prayers, hear me know: PLEASE send me head-on into Sr. Mary Patrick.

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  36. You get a blessing with every bump!

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  37. #1
    Mad rush to be first to get thru the Pearly Gates.

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  38. #2
    Jesus is coming...drive faster!

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  39. Every year on fat Tuesday they make a habit of it.

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  40. #3
    Dominius vobiscom....ride with the wind!

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  41. #4
    Sisters of Notre-Dame Cathedral lead the carnival festivies.

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  42. She mistakenly thought they were celebrating DENTERTAINMENT.

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  43. #6
    CAUTION: this vehicle makes frequent stops at Churches.

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  44. What the hell did I ever do to you??

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  45. #7

    Stay in the fast lane to Heaven.

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  46. #8
    Don't laugh....your Pastor maybe here, too!

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  47. By wearing sunglasses, they were sure they would not be noticed skipping out on choir practice.

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  48. #10

    Hey Sister, I'm almost on empty, I need to pull over to a Holy Water Station.

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  49. #11

    Sisters.....no drinking and driving!

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  50. What do sisters, sun glasses & slamming cars have in common?

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  51. #12
    Jesus loves is but everyone else thinks we're nuts!

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  52. The State Fair changed Sister Virginia, but nobody could ever explain why.

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  53. Laurie, that is not a very rosary picture you gave us to caption.

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  54. #13
    We brake for the hell of it!

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  55. Nice wheels Sister Rose Anthony.

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  56. #14
    Hey....I think I just passed the Pope Mobile!!

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  57. Thank God Sr. Patrice is in the next group!

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  58. What's black, white, and red? A nun falling out of a bumper car.

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  59. #15

    Hurry or we will be late for Stations of the Cross!

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  60. Nun of you will believe I'm being forced to watch '16 and Pregnant' right now.

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  61. #17
    This can become habit forming!

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  62. Sure Sister Marie, I'll let you PASSOVER there.

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  63. #18
    Drivers carry no insurance....just prayers.

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  64. Did you see how Sister Jean was over-steering her car??

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  65. I can't see a damn thing. What just happened?

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  66. "What are the nuns doing that they can't answer the phone?" Pope Francis said.
    #19

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    1. Haven't caught up on the blog in forever so just binge-reading these funny posts now. But I just had to comment to say that this caption is fantastic.

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  67. Carmelites vs Domicians A Race to Glory

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  68. I've been waiting 23 long years to smack her!

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  69. #21

    We're sick of hearing how there are no strong roles for women.

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  70. #22
    Local convent on Spring Break!

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  71. Even though it was jarring when another car rammed into her, Sister quite enjoyed the tiny breeze that blew up her habit each time.

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  72. #23
    We hated being stereotyped.

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  73. I see her, and I'd love to T-bone her, but damn if I can get this car to go that direction!

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  74. Before The Flying Nun there was The Bumping Nun.

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  75. #26
    Horn broke. Watch for finger.

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  76. #27

    I bet Jesus would have used His turn signal.

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  77. Sister Geneva was bitterly disappointed that she got picked to be on the Jets and not the Sharks.

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  78. #28
    This is the BEST fundraiser we ever had!

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  79. I'm just going to ram them all because I go to confession every day anyway.

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  80. Give me one shot at her, just one.

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  81. Who needs a helmet when you got a habit.

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  82. #30
    Dear Lord, may our actions result in greater charity, justice and peace in the world!

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  83. The nuns couldn't be bothered to help in the Bingo tent.

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  84. #2. I can't wait to hit that bitch Sister Mary Catherine, for stealing my rosary.

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  85. It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas and a half pack of cigarettes ... We're on a mission from God...

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  86. #32

    Hell.....let's not worry what people think.....if it feels good, just do it!

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  87. #3. What on earth a are those two in the middle making out for?

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  88. #4 prehistoric chuck e. Cheese

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  89. So that's why those nuns were on that bus.

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  90. How do you solve a problem like Maria?

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  91. #5. Judy you really need to find a new look.

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  92. Oh, that's what Godspeed means.

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  93. Someone needs to explain to Sister Mary Steven that this does not qualify her to drive the mini-bus on field trips.

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  94. HOW did they get their hands on Dave's Long Islands?

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  95. #34

    Just put the peddle to the metal and we'll pray as we go!

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  96. This is why there is so many lay teachers in Catholic schools

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  97. Sister Peter denied ramming into me. Three times.

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  98. If you ain't first, you're last Sister Rickie Bobby.

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  99. #6. Just announced for 2015. Formula One of Vatican City. (Per David Donnelly in response to Rob's Nascar)

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  100. Maybe if my room on the fourth floor was bigger than a gym locker, I wouldn't be so aggressive.

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  101. #36

    Hey....I'm driving commando!

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  102. Tired of the shriners having all the fun in the summer parades, local nuns practice their formation driving anyway they can.

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  103. With sweat cascading down her back, Sister Steven wished for the first time that she wasn't a School Sister of St. Francis.

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  104. Can we go to the bouncy house next?

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  105. #37
    I'm picking Jesus up at the Tomb on Sunday....it's a long drive.

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  106. Why would the younger nuns want to ride Raging Bull instead of this?

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  107. I can't even caption as fast as Judy. WTH?

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  108. #7 I could make a "habit" out of bumpin' like this.

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  109. #38

    Sr. Jovita!! I just saw you drive that dude right off course....please control your road rage!!

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  110. After the Tilt-a-Whirl, Sister Mark actually thought she was driving straight.

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  111. #39

    Where do we park when the Blessing of the Cars begin?

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  112. While the priests are away, the nuns will play

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  113. Make sure your rosary beads don't get caught under the car.
    That's how we lost Sister Francis last year

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  114. She kept smiling even though those sparks on the ceiling could have lit her up at any moment.

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  115. Since nobody can hear me, I'm going to say it: "I think Mr. Freund is hot."

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  116. #40
    Hey Sisters......are those Oakleys or Foster grants?

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  117. I think this is what Obama was talking about when he said,"We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes."

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  118. Sister Mary was pulled over by Kenosha's finest:
    "License?"
    "None."
    "Registration?"
    "None."
    "Occupation?"
    "Nun."

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  119. Were you there when they rammed her with the cars?

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  120. Some team building exercise… Sister Jonathan couldn't be bothered to leave the air conditioned Cream Puff building.

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  121. Half of the Sister's could not ride because they were not tall enough!

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  122. Whoa. That one gave me a wedgie.

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  123. #41
    Do you think we will make the front page of the Catholic Herald Citizen?

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  124. Last one to mass is a rotten egg!

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  125. I vowed poverty, chastity and obedience. But I never vowed avoidance.

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  126. #42

    Hey....Obama and Biden are in the backseat taking a selfie!

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  127. How many people were injured making this movie? Nun

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  128. Seriously, why can't I ride this with my shidiot students??

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  129. Struggling Italian theme part sells old bumper cars to Fiat, 500C electric debuts in Amercia.

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  130. And this is why we have an extra collection each month.

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