I will score Toxic Waste tonight, as I watch the Blackhawks play, (Go, Kane) but I need to get the very last photo up. While I had a suggestion from John to but up that Obama-Biden selfie, I am going with something a bit more joyful, timely and appropriate for Holy Week. Nuns in Bumper Cars…What's not to love here? I think Sr Jovita would approve.
IMPORTANT RULE CHANGE FOR THIS LAST PHOTO:
In an effort to make the ticker pop and to keep the excitement high, I am removing the caption cap…Yep, you read that right…no scoring limit to the number of captions you can submit. AND I will count and score EVERY single caption that comes in for this final photo, so shake off the carpal tunnel and get your captions flowing. This is a HUGE sacrifice on my part, because it is a total pain in my ass to keep counting all those captions and you just know that John and Judy are going to go crazy with this. Please, Linda, Joann, Rob, Tricia, Jessica, Kiki, Jan and everyone else, try to caption early and often just to keep John and Judy from killing themselves, each other or me.
As we close out Lentertainment, and head into the Triduum, take some quiet time…. to fashion the best captions ever (you thought I was going to say something holy, didn't you?? Hey, how you live your spiritual life is totally up to you. I just want this blog to hit over 80,000 hits and I'm counting on you all to make this happen. Unlimited captions works well for all of us, doesn't it?) In honor of Sr. Jovita and all those who came before her, with their fancy RayBans and bumper cars, start your captions flowing and let's bring this Lentertainment to the finish line.
Captions will be accepted until 5:00 tomorrow. Make these captions exceptional, because I if I have to count each and every one--they better be making me laugh.
Oh, and did I mention that ONE THOUSAND BIG, BIG EXTRA CREDIT POINTS will be awarded in this final round? -- don't get nervous, but if someone hits it out of the park in this round, they could totally steal this whole contest….yeah, I'm talking to you, Stacy, Sue, Ginny and Mr. Delfava--you have every opportunity for a come from behind victory.
So, without further ado, Let's get our Lentertainment on and close this contest out with the enormous bang that only nuns in bumper cars can make.
Nuns on Parade
ReplyDeleteKiids were heard in line saying, "hope they don't make a habit out of this."
ReplyDeleteTwo hands on the wheel, safety first.
ReplyDeleteSister Mary Fraedeekat was heard praying to St. Christopher before the ride started.
ReplyDeleteHow the Sisters bump and grind.
ReplyDeleteNuns Night Out
ReplyDeleteLove.
DeleteBeats the hell out of Wii Bowling.
ReplyDeleteNuns Gone Wild
ReplyDeleteThey were supposed to go to the Vatican not Vacation.
ReplyDeleteEven in bumper cars the Sisters were quite orderly.
ReplyDeleteNuns do have bad habits
ReplyDeleteAnother reason Nuns should not drive... traffic jams!!!!
ReplyDeleteWonder what Nun road rage sounds like?
ReplyDeleteHawks lead 3-2 after 2 - LET's GO HAWKS.
ReplyDeleteI'll have Nun of your fancy captions.
ReplyDeleteGreat
DeleteWow!
DeleteCatholic Police Nun driving school.
ReplyDeleteDespite the conclusion of the ride Stanley could bring himself to make them get off.
ReplyDeleteNun Lightning
ReplyDeleteWhen Sister Mary and Sister Barb got stuck at the top of the Ferris Wheel the real action started.
ReplyDeletei'm going to hell
DeleteNuns weaar their sunglasses at night!
ReplyDeleteLike at Bat out of Hell she'll be raming into you.
ReplyDeleteThe line for the 3 Blind Mice ride was too long.
ReplyDelete5 Blind Nuns
ReplyDelete5 Blind Nuns
See how they drive
See how they drive
I've got Nuns
ReplyDeleteTHey're multiplying
and they're losing control
cuz the cars that they are driving
are electrifying -lectrifying
No tan lines to see here... move along.
ReplyDeleteAfter solving a problem like Maria, they headed to the fair.
ReplyDeleteRacing to confession with that cute Father Joe.
ReplyDeleteNuntertainment
ReplyDeleteHey lady, if you just want to drive around in a circle, France has plenty of roundabouts for you. Give the kids a turn.
ReplyDeleteNASCAR - Nuns Acting Super Crazy And Rowdy
ReplyDeleteMy David likes this and he's so happy this is the last one!
DeleteNun to happy
ReplyDeleteIt's a Nunderful Life.
ReplyDeleteKeep on Nunning
ReplyDeleteI hope they are wearing clean nunderwear
ReplyDeleteOur Lady of Blessed Acceleration don't fail us now!
ReplyDeleteJust watched that last night!
DeleteFun movie - never gets old
DeleteWe will have nun of that. Oh yes you will.
ReplyDeleteThe Fast and the Furious
ReplyDeleteBrilliant
DeleteOld habits die hard
ReplyDeleteSister Ignatius may have just peed a little?
ReplyDelete"Don't make me pull this car over…"
ReplyDeleteI'm watchin' you, Sr. Honora. I'm watching' you.
ReplyDeleteAre we there yet?
ReplyDeleteTheir bad driving habits came out right away.
ReplyDeleteSister Francis agreed to go, but she refused to wear those ridiculous sunglasses.
ReplyDeletePlease don't leave your bad habits behind....
ReplyDeleteIt was all fun and games until Sr. Irene got hurt.
ReplyDeleteGiven her penchant for hitting the naughty boys, everyone steered clear of Sr. Marian.
ReplyDeleteTBT - nuns celebrating the first day of Spring Break!
ReplyDeleteLord, if you've ever heard my prayers, hear me know: PLEASE send me head-on into Sr. Mary Patrick.
ReplyDeleteYou get a blessing with every bump!
ReplyDelete#1
ReplyDeleteMad rush to be first to get thru the Pearly Gates.
CRAWFORD SAYS NOOOOOOOOOO
ReplyDelete#2
ReplyDeleteJesus is coming...drive faster!
CRAP tied 3-3
ReplyDeleteEvery year on fat Tuesday they make a habit of it.
ReplyDelete#3
ReplyDeleteDominius vobiscom....ride with the wind!
I'm TRYING to steer, Sister.
ReplyDelete#4
ReplyDeleteSisters of Notre-Dame Cathedral lead the carnival festivies.
#5
ReplyDeleteHonk if you are Jesus!
She mistakenly thought they were celebrating DENTERTAINMENT.
ReplyDelete#6
ReplyDeleteCAUTION: this vehicle makes frequent stops at Churches.
extra HOCKEY
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell did I ever do to you??
ReplyDelete#7
ReplyDeleteStay in the fast lane to Heaven.
Does my butt look fat?
ReplyDeleteNuns just wanna have fun
ReplyDelete#8
ReplyDeleteDon't laugh....your Pastor maybe here, too!
#9
ReplyDeleteHonk if you like Nuns!
By wearing sunglasses, they were sure they would not be noticed skipping out on choir practice.
ReplyDelete#10
ReplyDeleteHey Sister, I'm almost on empty, I need to pull over to a Holy Water Station.
#11
ReplyDeleteSisters.....no drinking and driving!
What do sisters, sun glasses & slamming cars have in common?
ReplyDelete#12
ReplyDeleteJesus loves is but everyone else thinks we're nuts!
The State Fair changed Sister Virginia, but nobody could ever explain why.
ReplyDeleteLaurie, that is not a very rosary picture you gave us to caption.
ReplyDelete#13
ReplyDeleteWe brake for the hell of it!
Nice wheels Sister Rose Anthony.
ReplyDeleteGod Almighty!
ReplyDelete#14
ReplyDeleteHey....I think I just passed the Pope Mobile!!
Hail Mary, win the race.
ReplyDeleteThank God Sr. Patrice is in the next group!
ReplyDeleteWhat's black, white, and red? A nun falling out of a bumper car.
ReplyDelete#15
ReplyDeleteHurry or we will be late for Stations of the Cross!
Use your turn signal b****!
ReplyDeleteNuns VOCATION picture.
ReplyDeleteNun of you will believe I'm being forced to watch '16 and Pregnant' right now.
ReplyDeleteHawks are going into OT!
Delete#17
ReplyDeleteThis can become habit forming!
Sure Sister Marie, I'll let you PASSOVER there.
ReplyDelete#18
ReplyDeleteDrivers carry no insurance....just prayers.
Lent's over!!!
ReplyDeleteDid you see how Sister Jean was over-steering her car??
ReplyDeleteI can't see a damn thing. What just happened?
ReplyDelete"What are the nuns doing that they can't answer the phone?" Pope Francis said.
ReplyDelete#19
Haven't caught up on the blog in forever so just binge-reading these funny posts now. But I just had to comment to say that this caption is fantastic.
DeleteSix Nuns over America
ReplyDelete#20
ReplyDeleteRemember....no texting!
Screw the Catholic guilt...
ReplyDeleteCarmelites vs Domicians A Race to Glory
ReplyDeleteI've been waiting 23 long years to smack her!
ReplyDelete#21
ReplyDeleteWe're sick of hearing how there are no strong roles for women.
#22
ReplyDeleteLocal convent on Spring Break!
Even though it was jarring when another car rammed into her, Sister quite enjoyed the tiny breeze that blew up her habit each time.
ReplyDelete#23
ReplyDeleteWe hated being stereotyped.
#24
ReplyDeleteSisters in the zone.
I see her, and I'd love to T-bone her, but damn if I can get this car to go that direction!
ReplyDeleteSunday drivers
ReplyDelete#25
ReplyDeletePlease don't judge is.
Before The Flying Nun there was The Bumping Nun.
ReplyDelete#26
ReplyDeleteHorn broke. Watch for finger.
#27
ReplyDeleteI bet Jesus would have used His turn signal.
Sister Geneva was bitterly disappointed that she got picked to be on the Jets and not the Sharks.
ReplyDelete#28
ReplyDeleteThis is the BEST fundraiser we ever had!
Finally we're bumpin' uglies!
ReplyDeleteI'm just going to ram them all because I go to confession every day anyway.
ReplyDelete#29
ReplyDeleteGirls just wanna have fun!
Give me one shot at her, just one.
ReplyDeleteWho needs a helmet when you got a habit.
ReplyDelete☾☮ E ✡ ☼ †
ReplyDelete#30
ReplyDeleteDear Lord, may our actions result in greater charity, justice and peace in the world!
The nuns couldn't be bothered to help in the Bingo tent.
ReplyDelete#2. I can't wait to hit that bitch Sister Mary Catherine, for stealing my rosary.
ReplyDelete#31
ReplyDeleteThe trouble with Angels.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas and a half pack of cigarettes ... We're on a mission from God...
ReplyDelete#32
ReplyDeleteHell.....let's not worry what people think.....if it feels good, just do it!
#3. What on earth a are those two in the middle making out for?
ReplyDelete#4 prehistoric chuck e. Cheese
ReplyDeleteSo that's why those nuns were on that bus.
ReplyDeleteHow do you solve a problem like Maria?
ReplyDelete#5. Judy you really need to find a new look.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's what Godspeed means.
ReplyDeleteSomeone needs to explain to Sister Mary Steven that this does not qualify her to drive the mini-bus on field trips.
ReplyDelete#33
ReplyDeleteAre these made by Tesla?
HOW did they get their hands on Dave's Long Islands?
ReplyDelete#34
ReplyDeleteJust put the peddle to the metal and we'll pray as we go!
This is why there is so many lay teachers in Catholic schools
ReplyDelete#35
ReplyDeleteI think I just saw a cop!
Must get to St. Louis ASAP
ReplyDeleteSister Peter denied ramming into me. Three times.
ReplyDeletePOWER PLAY - Let's go Hawks
ReplyDeleteAgree!
DeleteIf you ain't first, you're last Sister Rickie Bobby.
ReplyDelete#6. Just announced for 2015. Formula One of Vatican City. (Per David Donnelly in response to Rob's Nascar)
ReplyDeleteNice one Mr. Donnelly
DeleteYou're in my personal space.
ReplyDeleteMaybe if my room on the fourth floor was bigger than a gym locker, I wouldn't be so aggressive.
ReplyDeleteLol!
Delete#36
ReplyDeleteHey....I'm driving commando!
Nailed it!
ReplyDeleteTired of the shriners having all the fun in the summer parades, local nuns practice their formation driving anyway they can.
ReplyDeleteWith sweat cascading down her back, Sister Steven wished for the first time that she wasn't a School Sister of St. Francis.
ReplyDeleteCan we go to the bouncy house next?
ReplyDelete#37
ReplyDeleteI'm picking Jesus up at the Tomb on Sunday....it's a long drive.
Very funny!
DeleteWhy would the younger nuns want to ride Raging Bull instead of this?
ReplyDeleteI can't even caption as fast as Judy. WTH?
ReplyDelete#7 I could make a "habit" out of bumpin' like this.
ReplyDelete#38
ReplyDeleteSr. Jovita!! I just saw you drive that dude right off course....please control your road rage!!
After the Tilt-a-Whirl, Sister Mark actually thought she was driving straight.
ReplyDelete#39
ReplyDeleteWhere do we park when the Blessing of the Cars begin?
While the priests are away, the nuns will play
ReplyDeleteCute
DeleteMake sure your rosary beads don't get caught under the car.
ReplyDeleteThat's how we lost Sister Francis last year
She kept smiling even though those sparks on the ceiling could have lit her up at any moment.
ReplyDeleteSince nobody can hear me, I'm going to say it: "I think Mr. Freund is hot."
ReplyDeleteLol!
Deletehaha
Delete#40
ReplyDeleteHey Sisters......are those Oakleys or Foster grants?
Life in the Fast Lane
ReplyDeleteI think this is what Obama was talking about when he said,"We need to steer clear of this poverty of ambition, where people want to drive fancy cars and wear nice clothes."
ReplyDeleteSister Mary was pulled over by Kenosha's finest:
ReplyDelete"License?"
"None."
"Registration?"
"None."
"Occupation?"
"Nun."
Good one!
DeleteOh for Heaven's sake...
ReplyDeleteWere you there when they rammed her with the cars?
ReplyDeleteSome team building exercise… Sister Jonathan couldn't be bothered to leave the air conditioned Cream Puff building.
ReplyDeleteMother Teresa called next!
ReplyDeleteOne call. That's all.
ReplyDeleteJesus take the wheel
ReplyDeleteHalf of the Sister's could not ride because they were not tall enough!
ReplyDeleteWhoa. That one gave me a wedgie.
ReplyDelete#41 - She drives me crazy!
ReplyDelete#41
ReplyDeleteDo you think we will make the front page of the Catholic Herald Citizen?
Last one to mass is a rotten egg!
ReplyDeleteI vowed poverty, chastity and obedience. But I never vowed avoidance.
ReplyDelete#42
ReplyDeleteHey....Obama and Biden are in the backseat taking a selfie!
My other car is a Prius
ReplyDeleteHow many people were injured making this movie? Nun
ReplyDeleteSeriously, why can't I ride this with my shidiot students??
ReplyDeleteStruggling Italian theme part sells old bumper cars to Fiat, 500C electric debuts in Amercia.
ReplyDeleteRubbin' is racin'
ReplyDeleteAnd this is why we have an extra collection each month.
ReplyDeleteThe Praytona 500
ReplyDelete