We are heading into the home stretch of Lentertainment, and we've pretty much hit all the major categories of weirdo photos: bad portrayals of the Beverly Hillbillies, old lady with gun, ugly kid drawing, fat guys, scary couple, bad parking, drunk Irish folks, New Yorker rip offs..--the usuals. But, I've noticed that we haven't had any true animal photos--unless you count that fish/guy in a bag, from the "Merry Christmas, Bedford Falls" drawing--and really, I don't (because it's a kid in a bag, held by a guy in a cape--How can you even think that's a fish??) . So, tonight, this one is for all you animal lovers. As you may know, there are many side splitting hilarious photos of animals doing odd things on the line…but, some of them are just messed up, and I don't want to endorse a photo that looks like any animal, no matter how stupid or ugly, was harmed in any way. And because I sure don't need PETA breathing down my neck, or throwing paint on my full length mink coat, I wisely turned my back on the several (thousand--it's true--look them up) pictures of monkey's smoking cigars, swigging booze and playing poker (though I'm not going to lie, they do kind of make me laugh). Instead, I focused on some real old fashioned animal pictorial humor--Poodles in Party Hats--you can't go wrong with that EVER.
I know, It's a beauty. I'm excited to the captions we can generate for this photo. There's a lot going on, and I'm sure Rob and Stacy will be able to see the finer points of this photo, but I do think there are two things we can all agree on here: --1. no dog is getting hurt, and 2. this is legit Lentertainment.
Let's get the captions rolling. These dogs aren't going to wait all day. They've got some big plans and they won't get off their color coordinate pink plush sofa until you hit them up with…. some captions. (you thought I was going to say hit them with a rolled up newspaper or something, didn't you? …I did not and do not endorse hitting animals--children you can hit, as long as it's with a big fish or big bag'o'kid) Remember, no animals were harmed in the posting of this photo. That sad sack guy may be harmed, but those two dogs are a-okay. And I love the doggy irony with the Hello Kitty party hats. These two poodles have got it going on. Give them the captions they deserve and give us all some Lentertainment.
You have until 10pm tomorrow (Friday, April 11) to get your captions posted. In the mean time, I will score the "excited angels" and update the chart. So, so much to look forward to. I can't wait!
All Bill said was he was going a a date with twins.
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DeleteAfter slipping FIFI a roofy in the water bowl, BRIGETTE made her move on Scott.
ReplyDeleteLOL !!!
DeleteHow many balls do you see in this photo?
ReplyDeletePaul is obviously not a teamster
ReplyDeletePlanned Poodlehood.
ReplyDeleteProof positive that your pets eventually look like you.
ReplyDeleteBone-jour!
ReplyDeleteCock-in-poodle-doo
ReplyDeleteTen bucks he is wearing ladies underwear!
ReplyDeleteJohnny Weir's stylist, Fred Fanny arrested on animal cruelty charges.
ReplyDeleteSo this is what he does when the wife is at work
ReplyDeleteLove this
DeleteFUN FACT! = WHY POODLE’S HAVE THAT HAIRCUT!
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Many people are stumped at why poodles get a ridiculous looking cut that has made them known as foo-foo dogs. I’ll have to admit, as a child growing up on a farm with ‘working’ and ‘herding’ dogs, poodles were a mystery to me. They looked like high maintenance fantasy dogs.
I quickly learned that poodles are far from foo-foo! A poodle’s haircut is dated back to the 16th century and bred in Germany as amazing retrievers and water lovers. These are serious working dogs. Poodle is from pudel, short for pudelhund meaning ‘water dog’ in German. Pudeln in German means ‘splash’. The English root word for it is ‘puddle’. So clearly the Poodle’s breed name was very clever indeed!
Not only is the name clever, but poodle’s are considered in the top 3 smartest breeds their are. So they have the name, the smarts AND the glamor!
Now for that crazy haircut. Believe it or not, the cut is because of their original day job hundreds of years ago till today. A poodle’s coat would be heavy in water, and if it when aloud to grow, it creates coils like dreadlocks. In the water that would put them in danger, so the bottom half of the body is shaved. This makes poodle’s swim with ease. The hair around the chest is left to keep the vital organs warm in the cold water, and the hair is kept around the joints to protect from injury and even prevents rheumatism. The hair around the face must be kept clean shaven to help with the retrieving. Now the hair on top of the head is the fun part…owners actually tied the hair up to keep it out of the poodle’s eyes and attached a bright ribbon to identify there faithful retriever.
My favorite part of their history is France’s involvement. Leave it to the wonderful french women in the 18th century to see
these hardworking dogs as works of art. They are the reason we foo foo poodles up to this day from elaborate decorations to toe nail paint. Thanks to these artistic ladies, the poodle became the national dog of France, thus the French Poodle name-but deep down they are tough, energetic, German working dogs!
He's all mine, Fifi!
ReplyDeleteWhen the cat's away, the dogs will play!
ReplyDeleteAmerican - he could have dressed up for the party!
ReplyDeleteHello Kitty, really. Couldn't spend the extra bucks for a Disney princess theme!
ReplyDeleteThere aren't enough dog treats in the world.......
ReplyDeleteHoney, just take the darn picture so I can take this cockamamie hat off!
ReplyDeleteCock and poodle deux!
ReplyDeleteSo, so funny
DeleteParty's over b*tches - get home.
ReplyDeleteSo, so funny.
DeleteIf I've calculated correctly I have 12 minutes before Peggy gets home. See ya later b*tches.
ReplyDeleteSide note - I'm thinking b*tches is going to be the word of the day. Here's to you Jesse Pinkman!
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DeletePink it was love at first sight
ReplyDeletePink when I turn out the light, and
Pink gets me high as a kite
And I think everything is going to be all right
No matter what we do tonight
Psycho Killer, Qu'est Que C'est
ReplyDeleteNext time on DOG SHOW.....
ReplyDeleteSergio enjoying the Twins 21st Birthday.
ReplyDeleteThat's one for the scrapbook.
ReplyDeleteParty with a Poodle! 867-5309
ReplyDeletePamper Pooches Salon, "Where Everyday's Your Birthday."
ReplyDeleteBow wow wow yippie-yo-yippie-yay!
ReplyDeleteAfter Heidi left Frank got the twins, and everyday since has been a party.
ReplyDeleteIt's Bush's fault.
ReplyDeleteIt always is, Marie.
DeleteGive the guy some fuzzy earmuffs and I see triplets.
ReplyDeleteThis is what the Common Core did to Dante's "Inferno"
ReplyDeletehahahahaha
DeleteThe campaign meeting to have dog biscuits covered under Obamacare
ReplyDeleteSpaying and neutering coverage is mandatory under Obamacare
ReplyDeletePavlov and his dogs...
ReplyDeleteDisturbing images found in home of RecPlex camera voyeurs.
ReplyDeleteLeroy just could not understand why he was still single.
ReplyDeleteWhen nobody else showed up at his party he fell into "Sheer Despair."
ReplyDeleteLet me show you how to French kiss Larry.
ReplyDeleteYou know, 46 years ago I would have insisted we get German Shepherd puppies.
ReplyDeleteIt was bad enough the dogs ate Larry's cat but making him wear the Hello Kitty hat was twisted.
ReplyDeleteDo these hats make us look fat?
ReplyDeleteWe're sexy and we know it!
ReplyDeleteConcept for Hangover 4 movie
ReplyDeleteI just censored myself. I have nothing.
ReplyDeleteThis is making me laugh way too hard.
Delete"no dog is getting hurt" - What, pride doesn't count?
ReplyDeleteGuess it's true...two's company. Three's a crowd.
ReplyDeleteLarry found out the hard way his dates were drag queens.
ReplyDeleteLarry was always getting yelled at by his wife for being up on the furniture.
ReplyDeleteJust another Saturday night party at the trailer park!
ReplyDeleteI'd be much more into this guy's birthday if it was my birthday.
ReplyDeleteClearly it's never too early to start a mid life crisis.
ReplyDeletePlease change everything about me!
ReplyDeleteFirst dates are awkward enough, it didn't help her mom tagged along.
ReplyDeleteLarry was testing his theory that the difference between a dog and a fox was 2 drinks.
ReplyDelete"no dog is getting hurt".....yet
ReplyDelete"no dog is getting hurt" but I think Larry is about to be violated.
ReplyDeleteI don't think we're in Kansas anymore!
ReplyDeleteAt least he didn't dress us all in matching outfits.
ReplyDeleteI bet Snoopy never had to wear a stupid party hat
ReplyDeleteI thought they did better background checks for pet adoptions.
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ReplyDeleteThis is what the French call les incompetents.
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ReplyDeleteIn dog years he would be dead.
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ReplyDeleteGigi....I sure wish midnight would get here for the ball to drop.
Can we watch "Pretty In Pink?"
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ReplyDeleteDo you know what time Animal Planet comes on?
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ReplyDeleteAnyone who is anyone was invited.
Poodle parties rock!
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ReplyDeleteThis party is so over.
#11
ReplyDeleteGirls night out.
#12
ReplyDeleteThis office party was wild. I don't remember a thing. Gigi, did I hump the Boss' leg?
LOL
DeleteJudy, this one deserves bonus points !!! Lol
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ReplyDeleteSomeone is at the door....it better be the pizza dude.
#14
ReplyDeleteWhen you're the most happening guests at a party, it's time to leave.
#15
ReplyDeleteHey sister, it's time to pardee.....get intoxicated and see how many rules we can break!
#16
ReplyDeleteJust remember, there comes a time when the party isn't a party anymore, it's your life.
#17
ReplyDeleteGirls gone doggone Wild!
#18
ReplyDeleteNow that my friend, was one Sorority Pardee!!
#19
ReplyDeleteSorry, Lola....he was the best I could find for a designated driver.
#20
ReplyDeleteThe people who say New York never sleeps have never visited Las Vegas.
#21
ReplyDeleteThank goodness there was a VIP area because a VIP area is nothing without not so important people.
Inconceivable!
ReplyDeleteWallace Michael Shawn exposed!
ReplyDeleteDid you remember the K-9 Jelly?
ReplyDeleteI want to laugh and throw up at the same time.
DeleteI'm laughing@ Robs, reply ��
DeleteHe is so getting road mapped when he falls asleep!
ReplyDeleteWarning! What happens in Vegas, gets published in Lentertainment!!
ReplyDeleteBirthday party doggy style
ReplyDeleteIs that a dog biscuit in your pocket or you just happy to see me?
ReplyDeleteBridedoodle
ReplyDelete"no dog is getting hurt" but good luck finding that cat.
ReplyDeleteDad, tell Mom all the kids at school laugh at us.
ReplyDeleteOn the plus side he never gets in trouble for calling his girlfriend a b*tch.
ReplyDeleteDr. Larry's business was booming since he was the only psychiatrist in town that allowed dogs on the couch.
ReplyDeleteThe girls take after their mom.
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ReplyDeleteShouldn't happen to a dog...
ReplyDeleteYou had me at "WOOF."
ReplyDeleteSorry Fifi but I love my wiener.
ReplyDeleteThe double dog dare was a bit out of his comfort zone.
ReplyDeletePlease neuter your pets and weird neighbors.
ReplyDeleteI like my mutts I can not lie.
ReplyDeleteI have my "standards."
ReplyDelete#20 - All his friends needed to know was he had a threesome.
ReplyDeleteI think the twins look like their mother.
ReplyDeleteMarking this one as late but really not worried about it.... lol
DeleteJust following the same guidelines as everyone else.......
DeleteFunny , Judy..."twins"
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